I ate 2 Protein Powerbars while i was at work
Each powerbar made me fart like 20 to 50 times
I make NO Sounds when i fart!
i asked my partner at work " u smell that?"
(The answer was SUPPOSSED To be "Smell What?") But instead,... he says "YEP! I SURE do !!!"
I said "I'm sorry about that buddy! It's not Really ME,...it's just those Powerbars"
about 2 mins later he went to sleep,...And i told him,...."I'll be right back,..I gotta go into the other room real quik,b'cuz...I feel 'a WOOP Comin On'!" (from that song: Woop there it is)
Those Powerbars SHOULD Come with a warning label!
'May make u fart a Whole Lot!' is what should be on the package!
2007-03-16
07:47:52
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