I ate 2 Protein Powerbars while i was at work
Each powerbar made me fart like 20 to 50 times
I make NO Sounds when i fart!
i asked my partner at work " u smell that?"
(The answer was SUPPOSSED To be "Smell What?") But instead,... he says "YEP! I SURE do !!!"
I said "I'm sorry about that buddy! It's not Really ME,...it's just those Powerbars"
about 2 mins later he went to sleep,...And i told him,...."I'll be right back,..I gotta go into the other room real quik,b'cuz...I feel 'a WOOP Comin On'!" (from that song: Woop there it is)
Those Powerbars SHOULD Come with a warning label!
'May make u fart a Whole Lot!' is what should be on the package!
2007-03-16 07:47:52 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-16 07:48:15 · update #1
I thought it was going to be a joke... Anyway, you know.
Some food types tend to make people fart more. It's all about chemistry:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence#Composition_of_flatus_gases
2007-03-17 03:09:22 · answer #1 · answered by supersonic332003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sucks to be your partner right now!!!
2007-03-19 05:37:43 · answer #2 · answered by angellover6056 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋