Entertainment & Music - 16 March 2007

2007-03-16 08:00:26 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a friend who would like to go see the show being taped and cannot find where it is being taped at.

2007-03-16 08:00:22 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on' She did and said, 'These are too big I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly I wear the pants in thisfamily and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems." "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me. "Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here-you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart attitude, you never will."

2007-03-16 08:00:16 · 11 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

...go answer some of my open questions? No one answers the older ones!

2007-03-16 08:00:03 · 14 answers · asked by Fashionista 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 07:59:50 · 18 answers · asked by dan 3 in Celebrities

Why are scorpion and lion called scorpio and leo respectively in the astrological signs? I'm just wondering about the discrepancy in names.

2007-03-16 07:59:33 · 8 answers · asked by jojorockman 2 in Horoscopes

Do you feel lonely?
Do you feel you need more time to dedicate to the ones you love?
Or is it just right?

2007-03-16 07:59:17 · 9 answers · asked by Melissa *aka Memê 6 in Polls & Surveys

I need a song with a long piano introduction (about 30 seconds) for a dance I'm choosing music for. Any suggestions?

2007-03-16 07:58:55 · 23 answers · asked by Emma :) 4 in Music

wore undies of the opposite sex?
on purpose or accident?

2007-03-16 07:58:48 · 40 answers · asked by Goddess T 6 in Polls & Surveys

You are giving the anti-oscar, anti-grammy to celebrities you can't stand. Who's your worst celebs of this year, pick a maximum of 5 celebs in each of the following categories:

Worst Male Celebrity:
Worst Female Celebrity:
Male Celebrity People Think Are Hot But Is Ugly:
Female Celeb People Think Are Hot But Is Ugly:
Worst Male Teen Celeb:
Worst Female Teen Celeb:
Biggest Male Idiot:
Biggest Female Idiot:
Worst Sit-com:
Worst Drama:
Worst Movie:
Most Overrated Male Celeb:
Most Overrated Female Celeb:
Worst Song Of This Year:
Worst Artist Of This Year:
Worst Rapper Of This Year:
Any Additional Celeb Crap Of This Year As Picked By You:

2007-03-16 07:58:35 · 5 answers · asked by Dusk 6 in Polls & Surveys

She's all shaved n ready to go. Would someone please give that girl a flame thrower?

2007-03-16 07:58:20 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 07:58:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-16 07:58:06 · 34 answers · asked by jack 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 07:58:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Dear Wife,
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you
for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to
show for it...

These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to
tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last
week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut,
cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You
came home an d ate in two minutes and went straight to bed after watching all
of your soaps.

You don't tell me you love me anymore. You don't want sex
anymore or anything, either you're cheating on me or you don't love me
anymore, what ever the cause I'm gone.

Your Ex-husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I
are moving away to West Virginia together...Have a great life..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good
man is a far cry from what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant
whining and gripping. I did notice your hair cut last week , the first thing
that came to mind was "You look just like a girl!" but my Mother raised me
not to say anything if you can't say something nice.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me
confused with my Sister because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I
turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price
ta g was still on them. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister
had borrowed $50.00 from me that morning...and your silk boxers were $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could
work it out.

So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million
dollars, I quit my job and b ought two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got
home you were gone.
Every- thing happens for a reason I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilli ng life you always want ed.
My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get
a dime from me.
So take care Signed...Rich as Hell and Free.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla, my
sister, was born Carl. I hope that is not a problem.

2007-03-16 07:58:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I know you P&S peeps can think of some good ones.

I always think Products and services. Serves me right for being in sales for so long.

2007-03-16 07:57:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How are we all tonight?
What are your plans?
Where in the world are you?

Thanks

Have a great night!!!

2007-03-16 07:57:00 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'd never seen a pic of Ira Glass until This American Life got on Showtime. He doesn't look at all like I expected him to. Neither did Garrison Keillor, Michael Feldman, Peter Sagal or anyone else on NPR. Is it just me? Is it just NPR?

2007-03-16 07:56:54 · 5 answers · asked by Craig L 3 in Celebrities

2007-03-16 07:56:50 · 23 answers · asked by dj 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 07:56:24 · 11 answers · asked by CatCatherson 2 in Polls & Surveys

They say my puzzles are getting tougher!
I hope to match upto that expectation!

This is the link::
http://www.freewebs.com/parasit-e/donsriddle.htm?post=dead

P.S:: None this time

2007-03-16 07:56:07 · 7 answers · asked by Don 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-16 07:56:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

you believe it will be permanently burned into your brain?

2007-03-16 07:55:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 07:55:22 · 2 answers · asked by BILL M 2 in Music

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2007-03-16 07:55:20 · 17 answers · asked by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 07:55:06 · 23 answers · asked by " 5 in Polls & Surveys

I've just said that I was taking the dog for a walk only to be reminded that we don't have one. Yoinks I should have thought that one through. Anyone come up with one for me?

2007-03-16 07:54:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i know orlando bloom is hoottt w/out it but does any one think that orlando bloom looks hoott in a blone wig and elf ears??? c i think soooooooo

2007-03-16 07:54:35 · 8 answers · asked by emmamcdw11 2 in Celebrities

3 MEN GO INTO A HOTEL.

THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK SAID THE ROOM IS $30

SO EACH MAN PAID $10 AND WENT TO THE ROOM.

A WHILE LATER THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK REALIZED THE ROOM WAS ONLY $25

SO HE SENT THE BELLBOY TO THE 3 GUYS' ROOM WITH $5.

ON THE WAY THE BELLBOY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPLIT $5 EVENLY BETWEEN 3
MEN,

SO HE GAVE EACH MAN A $1 AND KEPT THE OTHER $2 FOR HIMSELF.

THIS MEANT THAT THE 3 MEN EACH PAID $9 FOR THE ROOM, WHICH IS A TOTAL OF $27

ADD THE $2 THAT THE BELLBOY KEPT = $29.

WHERE IS THE OTHER DOLLAR?

2007-03-16 07:54:30 · 6 answers · asked by mphermes 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-16 07:54:28 · 6 answers · asked by dopeydawn 3 in Polls & Surveys