Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on' She did and said, 'These are too big I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly I wear the pants in thisfamily and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems." "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me. "Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here-you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart attitude, you never will."
2007-03-16 08:00:16 · 11 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And she lived Happily ever after.
2007-03-16 08:00:48 · update #1
Thats so funny and so true
2007-03-16 08:41:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-16 15:16:01 · answer #2 · answered by nikkid6910705 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
5 out of 10
2007-03-16 15:04:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats got to be the funniest joke ever i wish i could give you 10 stars!!!!! Its about time women stand up for themselves!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-16 15:15:24 · answer #4 · answered by heyyall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I love it. Women can fend for themselves.
2007-03-16 15:22:22 · answer #5 · answered by AZN gal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
welcome to 2007 mike..lmao dont you know that women can vote now and oh yea there's one running too..lol
2007-03-16 15:18:23 · answer #6 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I fookin love it!!!
2007-03-16 15:04:15 · answer #7 · answered by Bear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2007-03-16 15:25:52 · answer #8 · answered by ethan hunt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahtz gwd:)
2007-03-16 15:22:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L :)
2007-03-16 15:06:14 · answer #10 · answered by wanna_help_u 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋