Entertainment & Music - 15 March 2007

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you £800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour" she replies."Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the £800 he owes me?"

2007-03-15 02:37:13 · 20 answers · asked by Louis Junior. 4 in Jokes & Riddles

It's so painfully ridiculous at this point that Sanjay or whatever the hulagirl's name is is still NOT off the show. Granted Brandon would have gone eventually, but COME ON!

2007-03-15 02:37:06 · 15 answers · asked by terry_powerprofit 2 in Television

This morning, when driving into my parking garage, they were giving out beads for St. Patty's Day (tent party downtown). So, I promptly flashed the person giving them to me, and got charged with public indeceny. Isn't that what you're suppose to do to get beads?

2007-03-15 02:36:54 · 25 answers · asked by Becky: Caffiene Achiever 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-15 02:36:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After 10 years jour job still stcks.

A husband said to his wife 'Get your coat on love, it's time to ge down the pub'. She replied 'But you NEVER take me out'. 'I'm not,' said the husband, 'but I'm turning the heating off before I go.'

Boss: (too employee) Experts say that humour on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, knock.

Employee: Who's there?

Boss: Not you anymore.
lol i know some arent brilliant but atleast im making most of you smile :0)

2007-03-15 02:36:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It's the one song I can listen to over and over and not get tired of it! What's yours?

2007-03-15 02:36:33 · 8 answers · asked by Horatio 1 in Music

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

2007-03-15 02:36:26 · 3 answers · asked by Jimmy and Shelb 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-15 02:35:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I don't have enough money to buy or rent them and I really want to see them. It would be really cool if you can tell me. Thanks.

2007-03-15 02:35:52 · 2 answers · asked by Me_Myself_andI 【ツ】 2 in Television

So I asked a question with the title "I am not a racist" to bring attention to movement of gang violence into smaller cities. I made no racial slurs and did not even indicate race whatsoever. My main question, are you part of the problem or the solution? And I get reported for this and my question removed. It's clear to me that people on this site would rather fight over color and religion than address the real issues and that the former is far more supported than the latter. Is the majority so ignorant? And who in their right mind thinks it's ok to be that kind of person?

2007-03-15 02:35:35 · 16 answers · asked by Trish 5 in Polls & Surveys

I was relieved to discover today that the tupperware container which I transport my lunch in every day is indeed "Food Safe" -I should hope so too! Do you have any other blindingly obvious examples like this? I'm thinking along the lines of "may contain nuts" printed on the back of your KP dry roasteds..... Prize for the best one (well, best answer, anyway)!

2007-03-15 02:35:34 · 6 answers · asked by J C 3 in Other - Entertainment

In the credits of Borat, Trey Parker and Matt Stone are thanked. I want to know why?

2007-03-15 02:35:33 · 2 answers · asked by hu_hu_cool 3 in Movies

2007-03-15 02:35:25 · 12 answers · asked by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

we all know what the first is!!!

2007-03-15 02:35:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

[and to those people who say that this is not fair..I don't care...I like helping people, and i like getting help when i'm stuck..just ignore it..]
Instructions: Fill in the blanks in the story below. The first blank has two letters. The second one uses the letters in the first blank, plus an additional letter. (So, it would have three letters total) The third one uses the letters in the second blank, plus an additional letter, and so on.

John decided to go for a stroll around Neopia Central. After he stopped #1 the book shop, he went into the #2 Centre. He saw his friend Alan in the middle of a #3 because they told him that his drawing wasn't good enough for the gallery. John wanted to #4 Alan to draw better, but it had been so long since John did any drawing of his own, he did not #5 his drawing skills. He was #6 that there was no way he could help. Alan's #7 was to suggest that they team up and collaborate on artistic #8.

1 is at. 2 is art, i don't know 3. Could you help?

2007-03-15 02:35:11 · 4 answers · asked by Simple_plan_lover 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I did one time, 15 years ago,"I love to hate you" by the band Erasure to my ex. He loved it!

2007-03-15 02:35:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Personally I thought Geordie Dave who was out last week was the best.

2007-03-15 02:35:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Seriously do you think shes the type of person who's going to turn around and say 'im not really into that .......'

You knows it!!!!!

2007-03-15 02:34:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-15 02:34:39 · 1 answers · asked by }{3@T 2 in Music

One of the best British bands ever is still going strong. They appeared on PBS recently and are as good as ever. Are you a fan? Curious to see what countries heard their music.

2007-03-15 02:34:35 · 7 answers · asked by Yafooey! 5 in Polls & Surveys

i look a lot like my avatar.what would you think of me or do with me.

2007-03-15 02:34:23 · 5 answers · asked by luv babygurl 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-15 02:34:21 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-15 02:34:19 · 37 answers · asked by fergie 3 in Celebrities

When you look in the mirror you don't look too bad but when someone takes your photo you look terrible?

2007-03-15 02:34:18 · 8 answers · asked by AKA FrogButt 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-15 02:34:13 · 8 answers · asked by wackadoo 5 in Polls & Surveys

and no one says anything, what goes through your mind? Do you wonder if anyone even notices you? Do you question your decision? Is it possible it is so horrible no one has the stones to tell you that you look ridiculous? Or do you just keep on keepin' on and don't care because you know you are hot so who cares no one has said anything?

2007-03-15 02:33:32 · 11 answers · asked by Optimistic 6 in Polls & Surveys

Do *you* want to touch it?


Ok, night!

2007-03-15 02:33:31 · 10 answers · asked by Becca 2 in Polls & Surveys

What do you think of this monster ?
You've got to see this. It's incredible !!
After you click on the link, move your cursor to the very top of your screen, then look and see the shark under the water. Keep your cursor out of the picture until you see the great white. Then move your cursor onto the picture, but stand back, you might get wet (it's like it's 3D).
http://www.toilette-humor.com/cartoon.html

2007-03-15 02:33:20 · 6 answers · asked by ? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-15 02:33:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Different sites tell me there will be a prompt message but none appears to mine. Please help me. Thanks in advance.

2007-03-15 02:32:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music