A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you £800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour" she replies."Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the £800 he owes me?"
2007-03-15 02:37:13 · 20 answers · asked by Louis Junior. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one lol
2007-03-15 02:58:18 · answer #1 · answered by ♥~shona~♥ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Smart neighbour+slutty wife+stupid husband=joke that can make me giggle. Thanx that one was really good.
2007-03-15 03:00:59 · answer #2 · answered by Pirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good 9/10 (was wondering why he had £800 on him ! )
2007-03-15 02:53:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
thAT THE BEST JOKE IN THE WORLLLDDDD U SHOULD BE NIGHTED N BE GIVEN A OBE LOL
THAT WAS SOOOOO FUNNNYYYY
2007-03-15 03:05:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd heard a much dirtier version, but funny non the less.
Thanks
2007-03-15 02:45:00 · answer #5 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best! LOL
2007-03-15 03:17:32 · answer #6 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2007-03-15 03:23:16 · answer #7 · answered by blue birds til i die 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one chuckle chuckle
2007-03-15 02:57:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow, what a smart man that was. and the joke was good as well!!!
2007-03-15 02:41:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-19 00:54:19 · answer #10 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋