What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After 10 years jour job still stcks.
A husband said to his wife 'Get your coat on love, it's time to ge down the pub'. She replied 'But you NEVER take me out'. 'I'm not,' said the husband, 'but I'm turning the heating off before I go.'
Boss: (too employee) Experts say that humour on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
lol i know some arent brilliant but atleast im making most of you smile :0)
2007-03-15 02:36:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yea thanks, i was havin a bad day i needed to smile ^_^
2007-03-15 02:45:43 · answer #1 · answered by teddy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really liked the second one, i think im goin to have to get on here more in the mornings now that people are posting things that are funny. Thanx for the giggle.
2007-03-15 02:58:13 · answer #2 · answered by Pirate 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved them!
2007-03-15 02:59:50 · answer #3 · answered by sillysally 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol...Made me smile x
2007-03-15 02:40:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
there are good you made me smile thanx x
2007-03-15 04:03:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...that were some good jokes! thnx for the laugh!!
2007-03-15 02:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good ones. the 2nd one cracked me up.
2007-03-15 02:40:14 · answer #7 · answered by Spurs17 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I'm not smiling, I'm LAUGHING! Thanks! They are very funny! I loved the second one. LOL
2007-03-15 04:29:28 · answer #8 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
of cos, more jokes pls
2007-03-15 02:49:27 · answer #9 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like your red nose
2007-03-15 02:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋