Entertainment & Music - 14 March 2007

2007-03-14 14:36:03 · 23 answers · asked by CrazyFarmer 5 in Polls & Surveys

A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen, and walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped her. Embarrassed , she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson didn't pop up right now. But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, is a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiles back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just by touching it, you'll **** when you hear the price!"

2007-03-14 14:35:39 · 3 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Jokes & Riddles

i have too many things cause i think the tears i kept in all my life are finally welling out ... and the littlest thing does it nowadays. hum.

2007-03-14 14:35:34 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 14:35:21 · 7 answers · asked by Michelle 6 in Celebrities

2007-03-14 14:35:08 · 25 answers · asked by Ben R 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 14:34:55 · 9 answers · asked by i have no idea 6 in Television

I *thinK* most of us have certain songs we detest, yet they stay in our conciousness to our exasperration. For me the list would include McArthur Park, Walk Like a Man & Dreams of the Everday Housewife.

2007-03-14 14:34:50 · 22 answers · asked by Cynthia_Secular_n_SillyHatState 2 in Music

oop....178 now dang it.

2007-03-14 14:34:41 · 11 answers · asked by Ninja Nicole 4 in Polls & Surveys

especially why the beginning was the same as the ending with the phone conversation between Amelia and Rick (Brad Pitt). also what did the chinese girls note say? and what happens with the kids?

2007-03-14 14:34:32 · 2 answers · asked by selena c 1 in Movies

Can anyone tell me where to find a place that sells official backstage passes?

How much do they normally cost.

I would like backstage passes for bands like NIN, Marilyn Manson and Rammstein, just to name a few.

So can anyone tell me where to find them?

2007-03-14 14:34:30 · 2 answers · asked by PlayRadioPlay! 3 in Music

I just GOT TO KNOW!!!

2007-03-14 14:34:08 · 9 answers · asked by Cameron P 2 in Comics & Animation

Sundance, and now Brandon... Shocker Sanjaya is still on?!?

2007-03-14 14:33:37 · 15 answers · asked by Ford Truck Man 2 in Television

2007-03-14 14:33:34 · 15 answers · asked by Michelangelo 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 14:33:30 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

soooo is your opinion so far?? who should have gone home tonight?

2007-03-14 14:33:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Brandon got sent home, not Sanjaya. So how long before everyone starts complaining in here?

2007-03-14 14:32:31 · 14 answers · asked by ubiquitous_mr_lovegrove 4 in Television

Once again, our wines are all late harvest, so you may want to get the champagne instead.

We just ran out of Jack Daniels' whisky, but we have an import from Germany that is to die for.

For juice we have V-8, Orange, Apple, Lemonade, and Ice Tea.

For soda we have Coke, Pepsi, 7up, Sprite and Ginger Ale.

2007-03-14 14:32:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who is mad that sanjaya is staying for american idol?

personally, i think he is awful and i hate him. he needs to go! he is awful and everyone knows it! why is america voting for him??

2007-03-14 14:32:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

children stop voting for this creep. He is terrible. He reminds me of the Jackson Five and we all know the ending to that saga.....He needs to go...I wish American Idol would allow us to vote for the person who needs to go home. He's TERRIBLE

2007-03-14 14:32:04 · 8 answers · asked by proud2btysmom 4 in Television

2007-03-14 14:31:59 · 6 answers · asked by Amy 2 in Television

Ok, I am so tired and hope to dream about a nice tropical island with fruity drinks and my own cabana boy...how about you?

2007-03-14 14:31:51 · 14 answers · asked by Trish 5 in Polls & Surveys

Spend Your Last Day On Earth With?

2007-03-14 14:31:38 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know this has nothing to do with Jokes, but i needed someplace popular because movies didn't work!

Does anyone know where i can watch Brian's song (Either the original, or the remake, preferably the original) online for free. PLEASE ANSWER!!!!!
First person to post the best one gets 10pts!!

2007-03-14 14:31:36 · 19 answers · asked by Roadkill 4 lunch 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Please he has a good personality but he can't sing. Please stop voting for him other people who can sing deserve a shot. This is American Idol not a Miss USA beauty pagent.

2007-03-14 14:31:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

there where three men somebody nobody and everybody. Somebody told everybody to do the job. and everybody told nobody to do it instead. upset that nobody was doing it somebody decieded to do it himself then everybody helped and but nobody helped either. so in the end whose job was it?

2007-03-14 14:31:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-14 14:31:13 · 7 answers · asked by Neophyte 3 in Television

Hi there people,it has been a while i didnt chat here because i've been busy drawing manga lately and here are some drawings i created. HOpe you all will like it :)

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50845083/

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50031668/?qo=4&q=by%3Arachel-chong&qh=sort%3Atime+-in%3Ascraps

2007-03-14 14:31:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

why is sanjaya still on idol? who's responsible???

2007-03-14 14:30:57 · 4 answers · asked by racer 51 7 in Television

your sign your match your bud
first sign is your sign, 2nd match, 3rd buddy
I I I I I I
Aries sagittarius Aquarius
Taurus cancer capricorn
Gemini Aquarius leo
Cancer Taurus scorpio
Leo Libra Gemini
Virgo Capricorn libra
Libra leo virgo
Scorpio pisces cancer
Sagittarius aries sagittarius
Capricorn virgo taurus
Aquarius gemini aries
Pisces scorpio pisces

find who you like and are they your match( comment!

2007-03-14 14:30:44 · 14 answers · asked by NIKKI☮ 4 in Horoscopes

2007-03-14 14:30:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys