Entertainment & Music - 13 March 2007

my 3rd string on my guitar broke and i was wondering how much it would cost to buy and repair that string?? my sister broke it and wont buy me one becuz she says its too expensive. plz help

2007-03-13 12:18:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a skunk.
As they are passing through airport control they notice a sign which says
"NO ANIMALS WILL BE ALLOWED THROUGH QUARANTINE"
Slightly distressed the woman turns to her husband and asks what they should do. After thinking hard for 5 minutes the man come up with a plan
"what I'll do is tie the snake around my waist and try to pretend that it's a snake skin belt"
"Yes" the woman replies "but what about the skunk?"
"I don't know, you'll just have to hide it up your skirt"
"but what about the smell?" the woman asks.
To which the man replies "Look, if it dies it dies!"

2007-03-13 12:18:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-13 12:18:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Teacher asks her class to give her a sentence containing the word CONTAGIOUS ! Little Mary says, " my mum has flu and it is very contagious " ! "Very good" says the teacher, " whats your sentence Patrick " ? "The Black Plague killed thousands of people because it was contagious " ! " Excellent " says the teacher aware that little Johnny had his hand up ! She couldn't ignore him anymore and eventually asks Johnny what his sentence is ! " Our next door neighbour's painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious " !

2007-03-13 12:17:59 · 23 answers · asked by Joe Ninety 2 in Jokes & Riddles

The creator of the song "Throw Some D's" has been on 106th & Park and TRL [today], and I swear, the man must be reading the same answer book Suge Knight reads before being interviewed. For some reason BOTH of them fail to answer the question being asked...instead, they opt for spouting a bunch of nonsense that makes you wanna sit Indian style in the middle of the living room floor, scratch your head and under arm like a monkey, and go "huh"? It's just THAT bad. On TRL, Ne-yo asked him why rims were more important than the actual vehicle and his response was something like, "yeah you just gotta put them thangs on it, like ya' Mama say, get out there and do it". I was like, what tha'? And he went to Tuskegee University? Why has the education system failed us?

2007-03-13 12:17:36 · 7 answers · asked by Nuseed 4 in Celebrities

Do you think Kim Kardashian is Hott? Are her breasts and lips real?

2007-03-13 12:17:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-13 12:17:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 12:17:11 · 16 answers · asked by raindovewmn41 6 in Polls & Surveys

I don't lol.

2007-03-13 12:17:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There's a rumor going around saying that he is dead, is it true?

2007-03-13 12:16:57 · 13 answers · asked by TEE 3 in Polls & Surveys

him / her to call you again sometimes?

2007-03-13 12:16:53 · 11 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

left handed or right handed??

I'm actually right handed yet do most things left handed (all except write).My missus is right handed too.

2007-03-13 12:16:39 · 19 answers · asked by munki 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 12:16:33 · 6 answers · asked by Einstein 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 12:16:28 · 44 answers · asked by Rogue Tomato 2 in Polls & Surveys

When was the last time you got the rug pulled out from under your feet???

2007-03-13 12:16:19 · 10 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 12:16:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think its by beyonce ar alcia keys or something it goes something like this:

"How many times,,,,are you gonna apologize bout the same thang and how many times can i take you back woithout things goin wrong."

2007-03-13 12:16:08 · 1 answers · asked by Just Me 4 in Music

WHO THE HELL HAVE I BEEN THE PAST 10 YEARS!!??

2007-03-13 12:15:53 · 23 answers · asked by Charles R 1 in Polls & Surveys

like peaches would you feel the same way if they were named busses???aaaaahhhh wierd

2007-03-13 12:15:36 · 4 answers · asked by raindovewmn41 6 in Polls & Surveys

Can you please tell me some Famous French People during the time frame of 1980 to the present? I'd really appreciate it.

**** If you can't help in any way don't answer, thanks in advance to those who can and will***

2007-03-13 12:15:25 · 10 answers · asked by Mrs.Beckford 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 12:15:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-13 12:15:18 · 27 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

if u know, please tell me

2007-03-13 12:15:10 · 10 answers · asked by [SuZaNnA]™ 5 in Celebrities

do you even like your accent?

i have a southern belle / yankee accent (the yankee comes from the parents..they are from chicago.)

2007-03-13 12:14:58 · 16 answers · asked by Lauren_Ann20 5 in Polls & Surveys

I kicked green teeth in the knee, the mechanic was done with my flat, I threw him a twenty, jumped in my car and was slinging gravel all over.

2007-03-13 12:14:42 · 4 answers · asked by Scarlett 2 in Music

or would you argue with it?

2007-03-13 12:14:15 · 23 answers · asked by muppet 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 12:13:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 12:13:43 · 16 answers · asked by QPRfan 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-13 12:13:42 · 6 answers · asked by LINDA R 7 in Music

In a lesson with her primary school class, Miss Jones poses the question.
' If you wernt covered in skin, what would you like to be covered in and why?'
'Well miss,' says little johnny ' If i wasnt covered in skin, I'd like to be covered in gold. Cos' every time i scratch my self I would have a little pile of gold and I could buy my self a Ferrari.'
' Very good Johnny.' She says 'Who's next?'
'Well miss,' says little Frankie 'If i wasnt covered in skin, I'd like to be covered in Platinum. Cos' it's more expensive than gold and everytime i scratch myself I would have a little pile of platinum and i could buy a Ferrari and a Porche.'
' Very good Frankie ' she says ' Who's next?'
'Well miss,' says little Davie ' If i wasnt covered in skin, I'd like to be covered in pubic hair!'
'Pubic hair?' says Miss jones 'why?'
'Well, my sisiters only got a small patch of the stuff and you should see the motors outside our house!'

2007-03-13 12:13:29 · 15 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Jokes & Riddles