Teacher asks her class to give her a sentence containing the word CONTAGIOUS ! Little Mary says, " my mum has flu and it is very contagious " ! "Very good" says the teacher, " whats your sentence Patrick " ? "The Black Plague killed thousands of people because it was contagious " ! " Excellent " says the teacher aware that little Johnny had his hand up ! She couldn't ignore him anymore and eventually asks Johnny what his sentence is ! " Our next door neighbour's painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious " !
2007-03-13 12:17:59 · 23 answers · asked by Joe Ninety 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i don't get it
2007-03-13 12:37:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Great Irish Jokes
2016-11-07 06:44:33 · answer #2 · answered by jehanna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-03-13 12:26:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent..even in a Northern Irish accent.
2007-03-13 13:09:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent but will definitely confuse people who don't get the accent right. Try cont ages.
2007-03-13 12:23:22 · answer #5 · answered by Finbarr D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 07:41:30 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL:)
Why has little Johnny been around for so long?
Is it to cheer us lot up!
Very funny!
2007-03-13 17:19:41 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 8/10
2007-03-13 12:38:43 · answer #8 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke and I am glad you wrote it in an Irish accent or I would never have got it, thanks 10/10
2007-03-14 00:18:12 · answer #9 · answered by mac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Egad! "it'll take the c*nt ages"
2007-03-13 12:23:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolololololololol.
8.99 / 10
2007-03-13 13:45:09 · answer #11 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋