In a lesson with her primary school class, Miss Jones poses the question.
' If you wernt covered in skin, what would you like to be covered in and why?'
'Well miss,' says little johnny ' If i wasnt covered in skin, I'd like to be covered in gold. Cos' every time i scratch my self I would have a little pile of gold and I could buy my self a Ferrari.'
' Very good Johnny.' She says 'Who's next?'
'Well miss,' says little Frankie 'If i wasnt covered in skin, I'd like to be covered in Platinum. Cos' it's more expensive than gold and everytime i scratch myself I would have a little pile of platinum and i could buy a Ferrari and a Porche.'
' Very good Frankie ' she says ' Who's next?'
'Well miss,' says little Davie ' If i wasnt covered in skin, I'd like to be covered in pubic hair!'
'Pubic hair?' says Miss jones 'why?'
'Well, my sisiters only got a small patch of the stuff and you should see the motors outside our house!'
2007-03-13 12:13:29 · 15 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol - Tricky, where did you get that big...................nose?!
Did you miss my joke with the title.....'Did you see a beautiful blonde?' Have a look :)
2007-03-13 12:29:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, is little Davie taking over from little Johnny?
OMG the there is a race for the title!
2007-03-13 17:22:38 · answer #2 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worth full marks + 10/10
2007-03-14 05:14:22 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee heee 9/10
2007-03-13 23:29:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love that one, keep em coming. 10/10
2007-03-13 12:46:58 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! Good one. 8/10.
2007-03-13 14:43:24 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you the man dude
2007-03-13 12:19:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HeHeHe that's a goodun :)p
2007-03-13 12:18:09 · answer #8 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny x
2007-03-13 12:17:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God that's so bad its good lol.
2007-03-13 12:17:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋