A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a skunk.
As they are passing through airport control they notice a sign which says
"NO ANIMALS WILL BE ALLOWED THROUGH QUARANTINE"
Slightly distressed the woman turns to her husband and asks what they should do. After thinking hard for 5 minutes the man come up with a plan
"what I'll do is tie the snake around my waist and try to pretend that it's a snake skin belt"
"Yes" the woman replies "but what about the skunk?"
"I don't know, you'll just have to hide it up your skirt"
"but what about the smell?" the woman asks.
To which the man replies "Look, if it dies it dies!"
2007-03-13 12:18:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats better babe, leave us guys alone for a while, its the ladies turn now. great jole. 10/10
2007-03-13 12:32:21 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats funny 10/10
2007-03-13 12:26:22 · answer #2 · answered by Siobhan C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nasty but funny! Ha Ha 9/10!
2007-03-13 12:25:14 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny the first time I heard it on here...about two days ago.
2007-03-13 13:19:18 · answer #4 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Choice..
2007-03-13 13:16:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Friend Courtney has killed an living creature with her farts!!
2007-03-13 12:34:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats awful but not bad
2007-03-13 12:40:00 · answer #7 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww thats disgusting!!
Funny though LOL
2007-03-13 12:23:12 · answer #8 · answered by Gemma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny..unPC but funny!
2007-03-13 12:29:23 · answer #9 · answered by huggz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww! gross but couldn't help laughing =)
2007-03-13 12:38:10 · answer #10 · answered by Kara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋