and told all the children she was an athiest. She then asked "Is anyone else an athiest?"
All of the children raised their hands except one, because they wanted to be like their teacher.
Then the teacher went up to the one who didn't rais her hand and asked "Your not an athiest?"
The little girl replied "No, I'm a Christian".
Then the teacher went on to ask "Why are you a Christian?"
The little girl replied "Because my dad is a Christian, and my mom is a Christian, and they raised me to be a Christian. So I'm a Christian".
Then the teacher asked the girl "If your dad was a moron, and your mom was a moron, would that make you a moron?"
"No." the little girl said. "If my dad was a moron, and my mom was a moron, then I'd be an athiest".
2007-03-13
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