Misheard song lyrics?

Question

Anyone have any funy song lyrics that they might have heard wrong the first time they heard a song?

Three that come to mind for me are:

Scorpions "Still Loving You" - when he sings "If I had a choice I would stay" I thought he said "If I had a joint I would stay"

Helloween's "All over the Nations" - when he sings "All over the nations the tunes come to life" I thought he said "All over the nations the Jews come to lie"

Group and song name unknown, but on the station they played at a place I used to work, a song line goes "I don't know why sometimes I get frightened" and I thought he said "I don't know why sometimes I get fired"

Ok, let's hear yours!

Answer 1

I didn't make this one, but I found it the other day and thought it was hilarious =P

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

and also that Fall Out Boy song that the other person was talking about... http://youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10

Answer 2

Well, it's more of just a funny one that a friend "misheard" even though he knew it's not what it said but in the song "The Quiet Things No One Ever Knows" by Brand New near the end he "screams" in a high-pitched voice that sounds like "Iiiiii liiikeeee boyyysss!" but he's really saying "I lie for" and then the next part but it sounds different the way he sings it. :P

I also thought in "Buy You a Drink" by T-Pain he says "crunk juice balls, oh cliche'" but he really says oakley shades instead of oh cliche and I still don't know what he says before it! :P

Answer 3

1) Dido "white flag"

I thought she said, "I will go down with this Shi*, and I won't put my hands up and surrender. (instead of ship)

2)Mcgraw and Hill's song (Never Loved at All)
"maybe that's just your way of dealing with the pain"
I thought it was "baby that's just your way, I fell in the window payne"

3) John Parr's ("Man in Motion" from St. Elmos Fire Movie)

Near the end of the song, I thought he said "I can hear the music playing, I can see the palace fly, won't you see my puscapog and sentinels high, gonna be a man in motion"

4) Billy Idol's "Rebel Yell"

I thought he said "In the midnight hour, she cried mony mony mony"

5)Beyonce's Irreplacable

I thought she said "you must not know my name, you must not know my name, I can have another you at a dentist"

I don't know why I just butcher songs like that.

Answer 4

Every one thought in Pearl Jams jeremy he was saying jeremys smoking grass today, but its really jeremy spoke in class today. Also I always thout in the Aerosmith song Train Kept A Rollin, I thought he was saying chang chap a roni all night long instead of train kept a rollin all night long.

Answer 5

My son theory Kelly Clarkson's Breakaway lyrics "Dreamin' of what ought to be And if i could finally end up chuffed" have been "Dreamin' of what ought to be and if I had a domestic dog" i assumed Chris Brown grow to be asserting "She needs that Laffy Taffy" rather of "She needs that Lovey Dovey" interior the song Kiss Kiss

Answer 6

FALL OUT BOY! THIS AINT A SCENE

the chorus is funni

its lsounds like

this aint a sea, its a gotham Ar-se face
by all the shoulders, i dye grass
Im a little man, but im also evil also into cats

Answer 7

Venus In Blue Jeans,Bobby Vinton, Sounded just like p nus in blue jeans,

Answer 8

My daughter Sara and my nephew Mack thought the song by Andy Kim, Rock me slowly lol they thought he was saying, rock baked chicken LOL i miss when they are small toddlers =D

Answer 9

Well When I was a little kid I thought the song "Stand By Me" was Stan The Bunny" lol. And my mom won't let me forget it.

Answer 10

you were referring to "I Got You" by Split Enz... love that song btw.

How about the whole "well I dig a little doggy 'bout an hour ago" in the Door's "LA Woman"