and told all the children she was an athiest. She then asked "Is anyone else an athiest?"
All of the children raised their hands except one, because they wanted to be like their teacher.
Then the teacher went up to the one who didn't rais her hand and asked "Your not an athiest?"
The little girl replied "No, I'm a Christian".
Then the teacher went on to ask "Why are you a Christian?"
The little girl replied "Because my dad is a Christian, and my mom is a Christian, and they raised me to be a Christian. So I'm a Christian".
Then the teacher asked the girl "If your dad was a moron, and your mom was a moron, would that make you a moron?"
"No." the little girl said. "If my dad was a moron, and my mom was a moron, then I'd be an athiest".
2007-03-13 16:14:48 · 11 answers · asked by random 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not bad i give u a star
2007-03-13 16:38:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as quickly as a mama duck n her 3 rooster have been crossing the line. unexpectedly a truck zoomed previous them. The youngest chick pronounced: Thank God, all 5 persons are secure!! question: Why did the rooster say 5, who're they? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . answer: no person, the youngest rooster's maths grew to become into susceptible=]
2016-10-18 08:07:31 · answer #2 · answered by trinkle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one sounds like little johnnys sister
2007-03-13 16:22:35 · answer #3 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, Thats good.
2007-03-13 16:18:17 · answer #4 · answered by THE Tsax07 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2007-03-13 16:22:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-13 17:17:21 · answer #6 · answered by shelly1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart gal!
2007-03-13 17:17:39 · answer #7 · answered by dani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so true so true. i love that joke! its awesome
2007-03-13 16:20:30 · answer #8 · answered by Melissa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not too shabby
2007-03-13 17:10:54 · answer #9 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one...lol...
2007-03-13 16:23:56 · answer #10 · answered by slumberdoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋