A rooster and a cat live on a farm. The cat thinks that it is all that, and the other farm animals hate it. The rooster does not like it either, so it challenges the cat to a race across the farm land. The cat things that this is funny, and accepts his challenge. All the farm animals want the rooster to win. The rooster lies out the course: First you go over barb wire fence, across the grass plains and across the pond. First one to the barn wins. So they start the race. The rooster gets over the fence first, and is in the lead. The cat takes some time climbing over but eventually does. The cat catches up to the chicken on the plains and passes it. Once they get to the pond, the rooster flies right over it, almost at the barn. The cat does not want to go around so it backs up and jumps, and lands in the pond just short of the edge. The rooster wins and is very happy and so are all the other farm animals. Moral of the story: Wherever there is a wet p uss y, there is a satisfied coc k.
2007-03-13
07:33:27
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