It was two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang.
The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? ... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" -- and promptly slammed the phone down.
His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?"
The husband replies, I don’t know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear.
2007-03-13 07:32:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cheating wife + Dumb husband + Dumber lover = Hilarious joke Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!
2007-03-13 19:53:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-19 04:37:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great ...now hear this!
Santa: I sent my wife alone on a honeymoon to save money.
Banta: That's nothing. I saved the full amount. I sent my wife on a honeymoon with my friend!!!
2007-03-13 22:07:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny story
2016-04-13 19:53:46 · answer #4 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-03-13 07:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by ♥**Me**♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hay babe its a poor joke used to find in santa banta books. If you really want to know the advantage of marriage, you should be married unless until you don't know.......
2007-03-13 07:38:35 · answer #6 · answered by Kish 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not that funny because the guy calling should have heard that it was man's voice answering, therefore should have hung up right away
2007-03-13 07:37:42 · answer #7 · answered by AMS 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ouch...
2007-03-13 07:37:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she was clever.... and he, the funny guy.....late night phone's are for cheaters......haha
2007-03-13 08:18:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was agood marriage joke!!
wife cheatin....on......that...............hahhahahahahaa
loser...hahahahah....husband..........
FUNNY-
2007-03-13 07:48:12 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Gin♥and*Jen* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋