Entertainment & Music - 12 March 2007

2007-03-12 22:20:50 · 4 answers · asked by cacrv2 c 1 in Polls & Surveys

When you're hospitalized, it pays to be nice to your nurse, even when you're feeling miserable. A bossy businessman learned the hard way after ordering his nurses around as if they were his employees. But the head nurse stood up to him. One morning she entered his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his bottom. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay just like that until I get back!"

She left the door to his room open on her way out, and he cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor came into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" "Yes," said the doctor. "But never with a carnation."

2007-03-12 22:20:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "chickens."

"Chickens, eh?" says one guy. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?"

"Heck," says the guy with the bag, "iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of 'em."

The other scratches his head and guesses, "Um... five?"

An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.

"Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?"

"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."

"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked.

"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em."

2007-03-12 22:19:48 · 15 answers · asked by BAM-BAM 1 in Jokes & Riddles

, "Well, I've got some good news and some bad news."

The patient sighed, "Okay, give me the bad news first."

"The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor."

The patient looked very grave, and asked, "And what are the good news, anything to help me with the brain tumor?"

"The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants and there has been an accident right out front and a young couple was killed and you can have which ever brain you like. The man's brain is $100,000.00 and the woman's brain is $30,000.00."

"I'm glad to hear there's something you can do to help me," the man replied, "But, out of curiousity, why is there such a big difference in the price of male and female brain?"

The doctor replied, "The female brain is used."

2007-03-12 22:19:30 · 11 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-12 22:18:45 · 28 answers · asked by SidBridge 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 22:18:30 · 4 answers · asked by Glen Altea 2 in Celebrities

On the news this morning: Comic Relief Does Fame Academy host Patrick Kielty has sparked complaints after calling a contestant a "big gayer".
Kielty directed his comment at Radio 1 DJ Colin Murray after he became teary-eyed as he performed on Saturday night.
Three viewers have complained to media watchdog Ofcom and the BBC said it had received a "small number" of complaints.

THREE people complained out of the millions watching and suddenly it's tantamount to Kielty being homophobic?! Is anyone else starting to get just a little bit tired of people jumping all over every comment made incase it is deemed as "bullying"? I'd also be interested to hear if anyone who is homosexual actually found this offensive.

2007-03-12 22:17:56 · 8 answers · asked by justasiam29 5 in Television

2007-03-12 22:17:52 · 16 answers · asked by Profe....llikr 4 in Polls & Surveys

betrayed by the person you loved the most ??
when & by whom?

2007-03-12 22:17:24 · 21 answers · asked by tokyo 5 in Polls & Surveys

A couple of guys from West Virginia are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "Bubba is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.".
Silence. Then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. he says, "OK, now what?"

2007-03-12 22:16:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-12 22:15:08 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

can you name some famous indian taureans?

thanks in advance.

2007-03-12 22:14:43 · 6 answers · asked by namesake 3 in Horoscopes

2007-03-12 22:13:36 · 5 answers · asked by CollegeMeg 2 in Jokes & Riddles

thanks for all the fish

2007-03-12 22:13:27 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 22:12:59 · 28 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

Im Tired of arguin' with my boys and people im cool wit, about who really is the best rapper alive...by this best rapper alive thing, I mean who incorporates every aspect of the rap game into their image and rhymes. Who is always on top of their game, when theyre called to the plate to either release a dope mixtape verse, battle record, or damn just a plain cd. I'm tired of these people talkin' bout past shyt, i mean it matters but WHO IS ON ToP of Their Game RiGHT NOW!!! I repeat RiGHT Now...not 10 yrs ago...but I mean like the past 2 or 3 years or so...

A top 5 off the top...

1. Lil' Wayne - If you have not noticed everyone and their babys' mommas' momma has or is or is thinking about doing a single with him...simply because he is the Best Rapper Alive...and I have proof
2. Jay-Z - womp womp, gettin' old n grey...haha
3. T.I. - Da KinG
4. Eminem-??? y in the hell DID he retire
5. Nas - Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh I hate him but he's gotta be in there somewhere

Insite if you n2 Rap

2007-03-12 22:10:37 · 12 answers · asked by Brandon H 1 in Music

what do you think about?

2007-03-12 22:10:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am going to Ireland for 2 weeks in August.

2007-03-12 22:10:20 · 30 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 22:10:00 · 12 answers · asked by Profe....llikr 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 22:09:52 · 12 answers · asked by Henry L 1 in Polls & Surveys

hances are I’ll see you somewhere in my dream tonight, you’ll be smiling like the day we met ~

I forgot the title and artist for this song

2007-03-12 22:08:50 · 2 answers · asked by cybella27 2 in Music

2007-03-12 22:07:40 · 17 answers · asked by cacrv2 c 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 22:07:27 · 1 answers · asked by Stay 1 in Television

2007-03-12 22:07:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

>> >Below are four (4) questions! and a bonus question. You have to
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2007-03-12 22:07:05 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A month on a remote island, who would you want with you? Why?

And if you could only take three things what would they be? Why?

2007-03-12 22:07:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 22:05:15 · 12 answers · asked by Profe....llikr 4 in Polls & Surveys

This guy is doing a trick which should kill him.
How is it possible?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4p0fFWcVd8

2007-03-12 22:04:54 · 1 answers · asked by HelpRequired 1 in Polls & Surveys

colour

flim

song

dish

number

2007-03-12 22:04:51 · 50 answers · asked by Oh My God! 6 in Music

non-edible say non-eatable. Did I miss something? I always thought it was supposed to be non-edible.....

2007-03-12 22:03:09 · 10 answers · asked by exe 4 in Polls & Surveys