A couple of guys from West Virginia are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "Bubba is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.".
Silence. Then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. he says, "OK, now what?"
2007-03-12 22:16:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Then his hunter training kicked in and before you could whistle dixie Bubba was gutted and hanging to bleed out.
2007-03-14 16:21:07 · answer #1 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha real funny and the checking part was the best
2007-03-12 22:19:07 · answer #2 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Men Have to be given Direction?! LOL.
I love this Joke!
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-03-12 23:49:17 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so wats the Q
2007-03-12 22:18:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋