, "Well, I've got some good news and some bad news."
The patient sighed, "Okay, give me the bad news first."
"The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor."
The patient looked very grave, and asked, "And what are the good news, anything to help me with the brain tumor?"
"The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants and there has been an accident right out front and a young couple was killed and you can have which ever brain you like. The man's brain is $100,000.00 and the woman's brain is $30,000.00."
"I'm glad to hear there's something you can do to help me," the man replied, "But, out of curiousity, why is there such a big difference in the price of male and female brain?"
The doctor replied, "The female brain is used."
2007-03-12 22:19:30 · 11 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. .......... at least we know Hers worked! LOL.
2007-03-12 23:47:09 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, thank you, that made my day, I'm gonna have to share that with the guys tonight!
2007-03-13 06:04:28 · answer #2 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha but is their any diffrence between having a females brain and no brain at all?
2007-03-13 05:22:40 · answer #3 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good One!!!
2007-03-13 05:22:20 · answer #4 · answered by ~p♥kes~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice
2007-03-13 05:22:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get it, but then again, I'm just a dumb female.....laugh laugh laugh, not,,,,,,,If jokes were supposed to be funny, then why wasn't that one?
2007-03-13 05:23:40 · answer #6 · answered by kaliroadrager 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
wow, nice one, brought a smile to my face....
2007-03-13 06:02:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah way too funny!
2007-03-13 06:00:13 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..nice one
2007-03-13 05:26:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhaaha thats true:-)
2007-03-13 06:08:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋