Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "chickens."
"Chickens, eh?" says one guy. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?"
"Heck," says the guy with the bag, "iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of 'em."
The other scratches his head and guesses, "Um... five?"
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.
"Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."
"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked.
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em."
2007-03-12 22:19:48 · 15 answers · asked by BAM-BAM 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha !!! the IQ of rednecks is astounding
2007-03-12 22:28:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but urgh i would never kiss a horse @rse. thats disgusting
2007-03-13 06:53:03 · answer #2 · answered by fear of the dark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha real funny you gave me a good laugh their hahaha
2007-03-13 05:23:55 · answer #3 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-03-13 06:44:50 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
they are funny
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2007-03-13 06:35:37 · answer #5 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-13 10:17:56 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
stop its too much
2007-03-13 05:24:38 · answer #7 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uummm...huh?,,,to the first one...and GROSS ...to the 2nd...lol
2007-03-13 05:25:33 · answer #8 · answered by amyjoyates9034 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one funny...Second gross!!!!
2007-03-13 05:25:26 · answer #9 · answered by ~p♥kes~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha nice!
2007-03-13 05:25:27 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋