Entertainment & Music - 12 March 2007

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" He replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

2007-03-12 15:47:45 · 18 answers · asked by gravytrain036 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Okay, well let's play on Yahoo! answers.

First one to get the most correct answers wins! The prize? 10 points!!!

here are your q's.

5. What is the state of matter when it is superheated
5.Where did Presedent lincoln get shot

4.In mathematics, what is PI
4.Is this an ALLITERATION: She sells sea shells by the sea shore

3.What planet is the largest gas planet
3.What type of rock has fossils

2. 8 is the square root of___
2.where should the commas be placed: You my freind should go to bed

1.What is the opposite color of yellow
1.an animal that eats both plants and meat is a ______

Go for it, and good luck!

2007-03-12 15:47:41 · 22 answers · asked by baby oh's 3 in Polls & Surveys

Was it Snagglepuss who said 'Exit stage left' (or right) to make his getaway? Who was Secret Squirell's sidekick? Was it a short-sighted mole or something like that?

2007-03-12 15:47:30 · 12 answers · asked by funnygirl 4 in Television

he can say a few words such as "wolf"

2007-03-12 15:47:25 · 16 answers · asked by eviansex10 e 1 in Polls & Surveys

long day, been nice chatting, going to bed, sweet dreams...give your best goodnight to all...I'll read them in the morning....10 points.

2007-03-12 15:47:20 · 6 answers · asked by cookie 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-12 15:47:13 · 2 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Television

Please answer my other questions too. Cheers :=)

2007-03-12 15:47:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you look before you leap...or bale right on in??

2007-03-12 15:46:30 · 26 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 15:46:25 · 4 answers · asked by marym 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-12 15:46:24 · 9 answers · asked by eviansex10 e 1 in Polls & Surveys

It sounds like a 70's 80's kinda song. I thought Blondie and or Stevie Nicks.. I just remember hearing "don't tell me that you want me? Don't tell me that you need me?

2007-03-12 15:46:22 · 6 answers · asked by muzzy690 1 in Music

2007-03-12 15:46:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

"If you could get those to give milk, we could get rid of that cow, yonder!"

Then, she reached into his pants and squeezed it there and said, "Well, if YOU could get that thing hard, we could get rid of your BROTHER!!!"

2007-03-12 15:45:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

should i

A) call him because i really do love him and i hate us fighting, and when he gets home, talk to him

or

B) treat him the wy hes treating me..

2007-03-12 15:45:42 · 42 answers · asked by Oklahoma Economist 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have call waiting service on my phone, but every time I dial my own number from home,the line is busy. Please help me, because there's really something I've been wanting to talk to myself about.

2007-03-12 15:45:41 · 19 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-12 15:45:34 · 41 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 15:45:25 · 3 answers · asked by blinkky winkky 5 in Music

Home made MoonShine?

2007-03-12 15:45:06 · 4 answers · asked by Blinky 3 in Polls & Surveys

the only words i can remember are thank you joe but in the song someone breaks down in their car and a guys stops to help...then somebody leaves a waitress a big tip and when sh gets home the guy that help the guy at the beginning is her husband and she say thank you joe

2007-03-12 15:44:54 · 2 answers · asked by maddhatterdfl 2 in Music

?

2007-03-12 15:44:40 · 2 answers · asked by oatie 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 15:44:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or something different?

2007-03-12 15:44:14 · 67 answers · asked by Veruca Salt 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 15:44:08 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 15:43:56 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I would particularly like getting in touch with James Cameron to submit a movie idea. I know, it's far fetched but I have a wonderful idea for a sequel to Titanic. What do you think of this? When Jack submerged under the water, he could have entered a portal to a different world. He could be alive and well. He could come back to this world a year later, but suffering from amnesia. Rose could see him one day, and she tries to tell him who she is, but he doesn't remember. At the end of the movie, she shows him the drawing he drew of her, and he suddenly remembers. They live happily ever after. Another idea is that Rose is contacted by a time travel expert. He contacts her and tells her there is a way to go back in time and redo the whole outcome so that she can save Jack. What do you all think? If anyone knows how to submit movie plots to movie producers, please let me know. Thank you.

2007-03-12 15:43:37 · 5 answers · asked by Gayle 4 in Movies

Flirting with disaster?

2007-03-12 15:43:28 · 18 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

i mean if u need some thing wut would u need and y

2007-03-12 15:43:18 · 4 answers · asked by canada chick 2 in Polls & Surveys

Like if your partner gave you an STD or AIDS one day, would you get over it like the next day?

2007-03-12 15:42:50 · 28 answers · asked by Joel Is Depressed 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 15:42:49 · 13 answers · asked by marym 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-12 15:42:41 · 16 answers · asked by RD 1 in Comics & Animation