A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" He replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
2007-03-12 15:47:45 · 18 answers · asked by gravytrain036 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! Ha Ha! 9/10!
2007-03-12 15:50:20 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
8
2007-03-12 16:32:17 · answer #2 · answered by Rav D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was sooo great. 10 10 10
2007-03-12 17:34:45 · answer #3 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha
omg that is a 10
2007-03-12 15:51:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha! told this to my friend and she literally laughed out loud! good stuff i'd say 9 outta 10
2007-03-12 16:07:24 · answer #5 · answered by a_m_g_1_2_3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 because of the certainty it there are curse words in English. i did now no longer crack a grin or also have a techniques fart of humor spraked at the same time as staring at this one. it ought to desire to make a run of the mill coach, yet i think of of biscuit-heads ought to relish this. 2 is all it gets. NON FUNNYNESS!
2016-10-18 05:57:16 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, made me laugh.
I give it a 9.
2007-03-12 15:52:14 · answer #7 · answered by kiddunker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 just to be nice
2007-03-12 17:03:42 · answer #8 · answered by Instealer 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
7. It was definitely funny, but it had a lot of preparation that made it longer but not any more funny.
2007-03-12 15:54:10 · answer #9 · answered by xParadox 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
star,star,star and 10/10
2007-03-12 15:52:50 · answer #10 · answered by cookie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋