Entertainment & Music - 12 March 2007

She said, "If I touch my arm...it hurts." "If I touch my leg, it hurts"..."If I touch my stomach...it hurts"..."If I touch anywhere ....it HURTS!!!"

Then the doctor asked her if she was Polish...

She replied, "Yes, why?"

He told her calmly, "You broke your finger!"

2007-03-12 15:53:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A couple months ago I think it was, I got a letter from Seventeen magazine saying that they were not going to publish the magazine anymore and that for my remaining subscription , I had only gotten my first issue a week or so before, they would send Cosmo Girl instead. I have received about 3 or 4 since then and today an issue of Seventeen with Avril on the cover came. Did they just go on some hiatus or whatever? Will I start getting Seventeen again or will I continue to get Cosmo gril? Or both? Did anyone else get a letter like that a while back? Cause I'm really confused.

2007-03-12 15:52:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

2007-03-12 15:52:40 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 15:52:40 · 32 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

Would you do it?

2007-03-12 15:52:24 · 9 answers · asked by treefrog 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 15:52:18 · 6 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

My ***** chance betta had of won if he didn't i wuld b elike dang so who won?

2007-03-12 15:52:18 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

BESIDES THE OBVIOUS... LIKE PRACTICING.

2007-03-12 15:52:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

have a sanguine day?

2007-03-12 15:52:04 · 4 answers · asked by ωнєη уσυ ѕмιℓє уσυ мαкє мє ѕмιℓє 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 15:51:54 · 36 answers · asked by Crazymom 6 in Polls & Surveys

Do girls look better with their hair UP or DOWN?

Thanks for answering!

2007-03-12 15:51:50 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

OR Do You toss it? I have a few i keep for sentimental reasons...is that weird? lol

2007-03-12 15:51:44 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Me? Right now I have a large glass of sweet tea with crushed ice.

2007-03-12 15:51:02 · 13 answers · asked by mamacedar 5 in Polls & Surveys

you danced in the park???

2007-03-12 15:50:29 · 30 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

breakfast?

2007-03-12 15:50:22 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm an avid watcher of HEROES and usually know whats going on but why doesn't Sylar have the power to learn really fast of he killed Charlie Andrews (Hiros girlfriend)?

2007-03-12 15:50:21 · 5 answers · asked by Tdez 1 in Television

2007-03-12 15:50:10 · 8 answers · asked by marym 1 in Celebrities

mine's 12

2007-03-12 15:49:49 · 16 answers · asked by blinkky winkky 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 15:49:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or am i going to have, to come over. And do it myself?

2007-03-12 15:49:46 · 9 answers · asked by Blinky 3 in Polls & Surveys

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.

2007-03-12 15:49:34 · 18 answers · asked by gravytrain036 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I watched the movie but i dont get it

2007-03-12 15:49:28 · 12 answers · asked by miss.jimmyjones 1 in Movies

2007-03-12 15:49:09 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Or something like that

2007-03-12 15:48:50 · 6 answers · asked by Ireqiredlotofhelp 1 in Music

2007-03-12 15:48:37 · 21 answers · asked by feather girl 6 in Polls & Surveys

weird question i know, but this is for something i am trying to make. but what are some animes where the girls are strong, and like lifting up boys and other girls? or just any cartoon where the girls are strong and like lifting the boys up in the air?

2007-03-12 15:48:11 · 16 answers · asked by mikehe1987 1 in Comics & Animation

you don't win friends with salad?

2007-03-12 15:47:54 · 24 answers · asked by shellbee 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-12 15:47:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Beth Nielsen Chapman sings this song "All I have" and I was wondering if anyone knows where this piano music could be found online? If online at all..thanks

2007-03-12 15:47:50 · 2 answers · asked by justaquestion 1 in Music

In my home:
Me- Aquarius
My Mom-Aquarius
My Granny-Cancer

2007-03-12 15:47:48 · 4 answers · asked by miss.jimmyjones 1 in Horoscopes