A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.
"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
2007-03-12 15:49:34 · 18 answers · asked by gravytrain036 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is funny!!!
Hope you enjoy this one as much:
Once upon a time there were three samurai fighters. All self- acclaimed that they are the best in the world. So as to determined who is the world best , they decided to challenge each other in a world samurai sword fighting competition. The venue was set with judges from all over the world with thousands of spectators and live television coverage.
After what seems like ages, the first samurai was introduced on stage. The spectators clapped with thunderous claps , the atmosphere in the stadium was electrifying. Majestically, the samurai took center stage and the stadium was fell with silence , as the crowd waited for the samurai to show off , a mosquito was released , with just one lightning stroke the mosquito fell dead in two pieces . The crowd roared , this guy must be the best.
Soon after, the second samurai was on stage and another mosquito was released. In two lightning strokes the mosquito was carefully silced dead into four pieces. This time the crowd roared mosquito was released. In two lightning strokes the mosquito was carefully silced dead into four pieces. This time the crowd roared even louder, challenging thethird samurai that the second samurai must definitely be the world best.
Not long after which, the third samurai gracefully stood on stage. Another mosquito was released. In one arc of it's mighty sword , the mosquito did not fell dead but flew pass the samurai and the crowd. There was a long silence, than somebody in the crowd shouted "****" you MISSED .
The samurai shouted back. SIR , you weren't watching very carefully. THIS MOSQUITO, ALIVE , YES , BUT WILL NEVER BE A FATHER AGAIN.
2007-03-12 15:53:18 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
4
2007-03-12 15:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by evr_mohr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Amazing! A lot better than the last, in my personal opinion. Definite 10
/star'd
2007-03-12 15:54:26 · answer #3 · answered by xParadox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that would be right 10/10
2007-03-12 22:43:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 because of the fact it there are curse words in English. i did no longer crack a grin or actually have a concepts fart of humor spraked jointly as observing this one. It could desire to make a humdrum tutor, yet i think of biscuit-heads could savor this. 2 is all it gets. NON FUNNYNESS!
2016-10-02 00:55:11 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it, but mine involved a snake, a mans Private parts, a phone call to a doctor,from the friend with him, a recommend treatment, the friend telling him he was going to die....you get a star.
2007-03-12 15:58:28 · answer #6 · answered by cookie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's funny 10
2007-03-12 17:35:04 · answer #7 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, 10/10
2007-03-12 16:47:29 · answer #8 · answered by jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one. I loved it. 10
2007-03-12 17:32:01 · answer #9 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes. this was funny. 7
2007-03-12 16:06:30 · answer #10 · answered by needs_lost 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋