Entertainment & Music - 11 March 2007

When is the new / next season of The Sopranos scheduled to begin airing? Is it still planned to be the final season?

2007-03-11 07:29:26 · 3 answers · asked by Packer Smacker 4 in Television

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

2007-03-11 07:29:23 · 37 answers · asked by Barry T 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-11 07:28:25 · 6 answers · asked by Fernando G 1 in Horoscopes

maybe we can make nice

2007-03-11 07:28:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2007-03-11 07:27:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

In "Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King" what are the lyrics to the song Pippin sings for the Steward? They said it was from the Fellowship book, but I looked at practically every page and couldn't find it as a song or as a poem. Does anyone have the lyrics for me?

2007-03-11 07:27:10 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

are you listening to?

I am listening to:

Happy Mondays - Lazy Itis

2007-03-11 07:27:08 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-11 07:26:07 · 2 answers · asked by curious 7 in Celebrities

I do

2007-03-11 07:25:50 · 16 answers · asked by musicmaster890 3 in Polls & Surveys

I want to know from a musician who was part of a famous gruop in the 70's, and died in an accident. He died around 1979. His last name was Garza and he was from Monterrey, Mexico.

2007-03-11 07:25:38 · 7 answers · asked by CarlosVF 1 in Music

So, I put her on a merry-go-round and gave her a burrito. Why was she mad?

2007-03-11 07:25:12 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

cant tell you much except i heard it early this morn on galaxy it has a early will smith type bass line and disco lyrics but is right up tempo can you help me please

2007-03-11 07:24:52 · 4 answers · asked by cassjag 3 in Music

2007-03-11 07:24:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is a man who gets paid for the deed called a "ProstiDUDE"?

2007-03-11 07:24:29 · 36 answers · asked by Veruca Salt 6 in Polls & Surveys

a man gets a call from a doctor at the emergency room,"mr jones this is doctor peters, i'm sorry to have tell you but your wife has been involved in an accident now there is good news and bad news".
The bad news is she has lost both her arms and legs can't talk and will need 24hr care for the rest of her life.
oh my god says the man whats the good news ?
only joking says the doctor she died really.

2007-03-11 07:24:22 · 25 answers · asked by thewokinn 1 in Jokes & Riddles

is your working, i can't get 2 mines, please help me

2007-03-11 07:24:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 07:23:47 · 2 answers · asked by WWW.MYHIBRID.COM 3 in Polls & Surveys

Because I know I would be.

2007-03-11 07:23:02 · 31 answers · asked by John 2 in Polls & Surveys

Mine would be "How do you fix _____ on a car"?

I can't fix cars at all.

2007-03-11 07:22:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Where are your boundaries? the boundaries beyond which nobody should dare to reach?

2007-03-11 07:22:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Saw this video and have been ROTFL! It is amazing fun.

http://uk.teenwag.com/showvideo/352...

Let me know what you guys think!

2007-03-11 07:22:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-11 07:21:47 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think it should be a mood lightener, not an obscenity.

2007-03-11 07:21:41 · 8 answers · asked by John 2 in Polls & Surveys

Is there anything with just indian instruments
If there is
Can you suggest me some

2007-03-11 07:21:04 · 3 answers · asked by Inahzi13 5 in Music

Saw this video and have been ROTFL! It is amazing fun.

http://uk.teenwag.com/showvideo/352

Let me know what you guys think!

2007-03-11 07:21:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I saw a picture of two together in Paris'birthday party in PEOPLE magazine. You can see it from this link.
http://www.people.com/people/nicole_richie/photos/0,,20007283_20013920,00.html

2007-03-11 07:20:56 · 9 answers · asked by TAR 1 in Celebrities

I am 13,f and i want to learn how to play the electric guitar...is there any guitar you can reccomend to buy?(under 250.00)

thanx <3

2007-03-11 07:20:28 · 7 answers · asked by jtkrbsnb 1 in Music

2007-03-11 07:19:54 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Answers are all about towns or places north of Watford Gap in the British Isles!
1.snowy shelter (10) 2.ceramic crucifix (4,5) 3.navy prison building (9) 4.Tiller's entrance (9) 5. Cowardly weapons (6,4) 6. one tidy haircut (6) 7. they make up a fusilade (6) 8. The stone's home (5) 9. one indefinate article (5) 10. Harry Ramsden's (8).
Thanks any help much appreciated!

2007-03-11 07:19:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

will tonites episode (3-11) be a new one

2007-03-11 07:19:30 · 5 answers · asked by koko96643 2 in Television