A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
2007-03-11 07:29:23 · 37 answers · asked by Barry T 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was good, i was like woha~! lol...
Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, Johnny followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself, he ran home and started to tell his mother.
"Mommy I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane . . . ."
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny this is such an interesting story suppose you save the rest of it for supper time.I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight".
At the dinner table Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army".
Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
2007-03-11 08:25:44 · answer #1 · answered by tiffany 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He doen't have a prayer 9/10
2007-03-11 11:36:23 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOL!! that was funny!
lool: Laugh Outrageously Out Loud
2007-03-11 08:27:01 · answer #3 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good sweet London.what a lovely and funny.hahahahahaha
2007-03-11 07:39:59 · answer #4 · answered by parvez d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, I laughed out loud
2007-03-11 08:36:37 · answer #5 · answered by inquisitor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Funny.
=)
2007-03-11 07:33:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-01 20:20:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant One!!!
2007-03-11 10:57:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry old one, did laugh first time I heard it though.
2007-03-11 07:32:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great
2007-03-11 07:33:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋