Entertainment & Music - 11 March 2007

I am always hungry,
I must always be fed,
The finger I lick
Will soon turn red.

2007-03-11 07:48:12 · 12 answers · asked by bexbickles 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-11 07:48:04 · 6 answers · asked by melissa p 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 07:47:05 · 1 answers · asked by carebeargurl_1991 1 in Movies

i think sneezing marbles is worse that has to hurt comin out. lol

2007-03-11 07:47:02 · 3 answers · asked by redd 3 in Polls & Surveys

Who initiates it more often in your relationship? I have asked this question before, but not for this particular crowd.

2007-03-11 07:47:01 · 28 answers · asked by Veruca Salt 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 07:46:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

or Excuse?

2007-03-11 07:46:29 · 30 answers · asked by kayboff 7 in Polls & Surveys

Did you see any stars? =) Have a great day....

2007-03-11 07:46:18 · 13 answers · asked by spiritcavegrl 7 in Polls & Surveys

On the road again?
There I am . . . up on the stage?

2007-03-11 07:45:54 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 07:45:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 07:45:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a few short stories ]and a couple of longer ones too] that i would like to be published in a magazine [and get paid for them if i could!] but i have no idea how i go about doing this. Do editors allow you to send them stories via email? Well editors want to meet me in person for a story to be excepted? Do i get paid for them if they are printed in magazines or is there no pay in this way?
Thanks for anyone that can answer.
Alison.

2007-03-11 07:45:26 · 8 answers · asked by alison p 3 in Magazines

2007-03-11 07:45:18 · 1 answers · asked by Anthony D 1 in Music

the person near you is smacking their gum louder then u can talk??? grrrrrrrrr

2007-03-11 07:45:10 · 16 answers · asked by redd 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 07:44:22 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

....if my dad was playing footsie with my mom, but didn't realise the foot that he was playing with was mine?

2007-03-11 07:44:14 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/11/cat.bites.ap/index.html

2007-03-11 07:44:07 · 7 answers · asked by Toona Salid 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 07:44:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I can I get my business off the ground?

2007-03-11 07:44:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i told them up church today and one man said he was a vile man next door, he,s put dog **** over my windows all sorts to me, the thing is i am beggining to wonder why are they doing it to me is it something aobut me, i have had a few rows cos she always moaning, why do people blame themselfves when people are horrible

2007-03-11 07:43:54 · 8 answers · asked by denny 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i just watched the recent manga which is 345 it shows oro transfering himself to sasuke but at the end it doesnt say who is in the body.if anyone knows is it sasuke or oro can u tell me plz, or u can just give me ur guesses

2007-03-11 07:43:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

make sure u buy the video.

2007-03-11 07:43:32 · 6 answers · asked by redd 3 in Polls & Surveys

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning madam. You don't know me but I've come to...."

"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.

"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies."

"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?" asked Mrs. Smith, blushing.

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me."

"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"I hope we can get this over with quickly," gasped Mrs. Smith.

"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure."

"Don't I know!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London."

"Oh my god!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." The photographer handed Mrs. Smith the picture.

"She was difficult ?" asked Mrs. Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look."

"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.

"Yes", the photographer said. "And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean they actually chewed on your, eh......equipment?"

"That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work."

"Tripod??", Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now.

"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Madam? Madam?..... Good Lord, she's fainted!!"

2007-03-11 07:43:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-11 07:42:22 · 21 answers · asked by caddie_manjd 4 in Polls & Surveys

What's worse, having a cigarette but not having a light, or being in a place that's "No Smoking"?

2007-03-11 07:42:17 · 22 answers · asked by Veruca Salt 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am doing a talent show in May, and I really need help finding a song to sing that will blow everyone away. PLEASE HELP!

2007-03-11 07:42:06 · 8 answers · asked by Caley 1 in Music

2007-03-11 07:41:59 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-11 07:41:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

not being able to get to your 360 page & mail (if you cant) or the questions about things not working right with 360 or mail?
I am goin' with not getting in....

2007-03-11 07:41:11 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I mean it has only started doing this recently. It can take about half an hour for a 5 minute clip.

2007-03-11 07:41:02 · 12 answers · asked by ♥frodo_covcity♥ 2 in Music