Suddenly a gorilla appears, and ravages her, then runs away. The nun gets back to the convent and tells Mother Superior. MS tries to comfort her as best she can, her curiosity is piqued, but she doesn't want to ask any questions.
As the weeks pass by, MS is getting more curious. Eventually she can't stand it anymore, so she summons the nun to her office. "So tell me, my child" she begins, "did it hurt?"
"Of course it hurt" says the nun. "He never calls, never writes, and he hasn't once sent flowers."
2007-03-09
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