Entertainment & Music - 9 March 2007

To answer this question with "you're ugly take your picture down"

I'm glad to see someone's got so little to do on a Friday that they've decided to follow me and tell me something I already know and make an empty request.

;)

On a side note, I'm eating fruit loops and they're FABULOUS!

2007-03-09 02:49:55 · 28 answers · asked by Jen F 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 02:49:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Throughout his long career as a circumcision specialist, the surgeon had saved his patients' foreskins as mementos.


His wife wanted to give him a unique souvenir of his career for a retirement gift so she took his collection to a leather artisan and asked him to make something special.


"I'll see what I can do," said the artisan.


A week later, she returned, eager to see what work of art this man had created from this unusual material.


The leathersmith handed her a wallet.


"All those foreskins and you could only make a wallet?" she asked.


The leathersmith replied, "Well, yes. But if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase!"

2007-03-09 02:49:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Have you ever wondered why there are no "Father-in-law" jokes?
Or why Tarzan doesn't have a beard? Or no matter what color of bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white? Or why Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Or who's idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"? And if man evolved from apes, how come there are still apes? Last but not least, my favorite thought for you today..... Statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your 3 best friends, if they're O.K., then it's YOU!

2007-03-09 02:49:17 · 9 answers · asked by HBLeggs 2 in Jokes & Riddles

If you miss Big Poppa=aka=Biggie Smalls=aka=Notorious B.I.G

2007-03-09 02:49:16 · 1 answers · asked by chantell_hanna_2006 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 02:49:09 · 3 answers · asked by ashley b 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-09 02:49:08 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have spent all morning in the vegan section lording my orange badge and spewing advice for all those poor veggie heads. Now, I must serve in my role as top contributor on polls and surveys. How may I assist you lowly people who do not have badges. Do I sound sufficiently stuck up? I have my nose turned way up in the air...

2007-03-09 02:48:49 · 9 answers · asked by beebs 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have heard it on her myspace but it does not give any specific date of release.

2007-03-09 02:47:56 · 1 answers · asked by odessatexas 2 in Movies

Does anyone know where Evan Farmer is now? and is he married?

2007-03-09 02:47:47 · 2 answers · asked by l 2 in Celebrities

2007-03-09 02:47:34 · 18 answers · asked by tregurl 1 in Jokes & Riddles

MTWT

2007-03-09 02:47:14 · 9 answers · asked by pervertidamente 2 in Jokes & Riddles

WE GET IT, YOU GOT ONE AND I DON'T. ALRIGHT? No need to let us know that you are a top contributor. We can see that you are one by reading. WE CAN R E A D?

2007-03-09 02:47:04 · 25 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

People say that the meaning of life is happiness..if that is true, then what is your happiness in life?? what makes you truly happy????

2007-03-09 02:46:44 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

maria hee, maria hoo, maria haa maria ha ha

2007-03-09 02:46:38 · 10 answers · asked by rainbow 1 in Music

and where is the cheapest place to buy it ?

2007-03-09 02:46:26 · 3 answers · asked by JDA 1 in Music

2007-03-09 02:45:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 02:45:31 · 17 answers · asked by Lemme tell ya... 5 in Polls & Surveys

you know.. the one with the waggily tail?

2007-03-09 02:45:27 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6043652193335031954

I personally think it's adorable! I like broadway type things! I wish they would have done the singing, though... Patrick Wilson has a phenomenal voice!!! (Not to mention his blue eyes...) ; )

He and Claire Danes do this commercial together and costar in the movie EVENING that is supposed to be released this summer... CAN'T WAIT!!!

2007-03-09 02:45:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

any one else like to rub my orange box?

2007-03-09 02:44:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that's all folks

2007-03-09 02:44:08 · 4 answers · asked by RUTHSTARTREK 1 in Comics & Animation

think of cool punchlines... ur own or some crappy old wise guys'... funny, witty or thought provoking... evrything is in... the best one gets the prize!!!

2007-03-09 02:44:03 · 34 answers · asked by Jay 3 in Polls & Surveys

Starred Tiny Littler and John Frances Rooney, Directed by Eric Marquis.Produced by Olive Negus Fancey.

2007-03-09 02:43:34 · 3 answers · asked by dnnykearney 1 in Movies

w/ this whole hooker week thing-do i look hookerific?

2007-03-09 02:43:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 02:43:04 · 28 answers · asked by Venus Mantrap 3 in Polls & Surveys

Best song in the world to get your blood pumping? What is it?

2007-03-09 02:43:01 · 7 answers · asked by Owen W 1 in Music

Is it just me, or do the questions they ask on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader seem completely grade inappropriate?

I feel that most of the questions asked are more late middle school / high school appropriate. I know I didn't start learning that stuff until middle and high school.

Any thoughts?

2007-03-09 02:42:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I wrote a whole book of them years ago for my wife. Does that make me a wussy boy?

2007-03-09 02:42:03 · 3 answers · asked by Ron B. 7 in Polls & Surveys

microphone...?

2007-03-09 02:41:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys