Have you ever wondered why there are no "Father-in-law" jokes?
Or why Tarzan doesn't have a beard? Or no matter what color of bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white? Or why Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Or who's idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"? And if man evolved from apes, how come there are still apes? Last but not least, my favorite thought for you today..... Statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your 3 best friends, if they're O.K., then it's YOU!
2007-03-09 02:49:17 · 9 answers · asked by HBLeggs 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what if two are crazy? am i still safe. he he he...
2007-03-09 02:57:42 · answer #1 · answered by Necromace 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those really made me think!! here are a few for you:
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man Who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the Whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
2007-03-09 03:16:18 · answer #2 · answered by Cori 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Who's idea to put the "s" in "lisp"...that one was good!
Take care.
2007-03-09 17:43:48 · answer #3 · answered by Mary R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about why there's an expiration date on sour cream?
2007-03-09 02:53:13 · answer #4 · answered by Pretending To Work 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive never thought about that. those are just some of life's many mysteries.
2007-03-09 02:54:53 · answer #5 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Miss no life. So it's you out of your best friends who suffer from the mental illness.... INTERESTING!!
2007-03-09 03:10:04 · answer #6 · answered by I'm Michael Jackson BAD!! 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I rarely wonder why.
Thanks for asking!
2007-03-09 02:52:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive never thought about that..............
2007-03-09 03:10:54 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh....sure
2007-03-09 02:52:38 · answer #9 · answered by xcelticsbabee34x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋