think of cool punchlines... ur own or some crappy old wise guys'... funny, witty or thought provoking... evrything is in... the best one gets the prize!!!
2007-03-09 02:44:03 · 34 answers · asked by Jay 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
a man walked into a bar and says, "ouch"
2007-03-09 02:46:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
to take a dump or not to take a dump that is the question. If I take a dump then I stink up the bathroom in the library and they would be able to smell if from the center of campus. To not take a dump I would back up my bowels and kill my kidnes and I would probably be taking a dump into a bag for the rest of my life. Hmmm I think I will go take that dump now. Crap where did my bag go?
2007-03-09 02:47:53 · answer #2 · answered by caddie_manjd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best PUNCHLINE that is going on and on
around the globe of Y!A is .....
" Does Yahoo understand how much MISERY and DISTRESS the violations scheme creates?...?"
2007-03-09 08:17:48 · answer #3 · answered by naafraat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm not even wearing a tee shirt, that's whats so crazy about all of this!"
"so the doctor told me as soon as the oozing dies down, i can go back to wearing pat and leather underwear"
"I'm so angry I could kick a nun in the face"
"I'm so angry I could drown a baby."
"Ah yes, alcohol. The beginning and solution to, all of life's
problems."
2007-03-09 02:54:17 · answer #4 · answered by Jenster*is*flipping*you*off 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, what do you think about the human race? I'd like an outsider's opinion.
2007-03-09 02:50:22 · answer #5 · answered by shamrock 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya mean one-liner?
here's one: sometimes i wish i was a dog. then i could take a dump wherever i wanted to and not do so much jail time for it as i do now.
2007-03-09 02:50:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A baby in a blender.
2007-03-09 02:48:10 · answer #7 · answered by bradxschuman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going through HELL!
2007-03-10 07:25:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
r ur legs hurting today?cause u have been running through my mind all day.
2007-03-10 01:08:24 · answer #9 · answered by mots 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your face
2007-03-09 02:46:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋