Throughout his long career as a circumcision specialist, the surgeon had saved his patients' foreskins as mementos.
His wife wanted to give him a unique souvenir of his career for a retirement gift so she took his collection to a leather artisan and asked him to make something special.
"I'll see what I can do," said the artisan.
A week later, she returned, eager to see what work of art this man had created from this unusual material.
The leathersmith handed her a wallet.
"All those foreskins and you could only make a wallet?" she asked.
The leathersmith replied, "Well, yes. But if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase!"
2007-03-09 02:49:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol.. Um no.. but funny never the less!!
2007-03-09 03:07:55 · answer #1 · answered by I'm Michael Jackson BAD!! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yuck! 10/5
2007-03-09 10:56:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great i like a person that makes me laugh..
2007-03-09 10:55:41 · answer #3 · answered by trailertrashsucks 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I WOULD SAY "YOU SUCK", BUT I'M TO BUSY LAUGHING MY *** OFF!
IS THERE NARY A DAY YOU DON'T ROCK? TAKE CARE YOU FOOL......OLD FOOL THAT IS....;~d
2007-03-09 18:49:55 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny!!! loved it!! can i stroke your wallet?!? nah, just kidding!!
~*~KIMMY~*~
2007-03-09 11:09:24 · answer #5 · answered by Cori 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uhhh, gross and kinda funny
2007-03-09 10:58:11 · answer #6 · answered by crypticbluerose 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! sorry, but that was my first reaction...
2007-03-09 10:54:31 · answer #7 · answered by shiningstar1313 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL!
2007-03-09 11:11:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-09 12:59:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋