Entertainment & Music - 8 March 2007

Go to a self assertiveness class... the tutor tells them they must go home and lay down the law with their husbands if they want a better life....
2 weeks later they meet again. The tutor asks how they got on. The Englishwoman stands up "I told John that i wasn't gonna lift another finger around the house, if u want to eat... u cook, if u want to wear clean clothes... u wash and iron, if u don't want to live in a pig sty... u clean the house!"
"so what happened?" asked the tutor
"well on the first day i couldn't see any difference, on the second I couldn't see any difference but on the third I came home to find the house cleaned top to bottom, the washing and ironing done and a beautiful meal on the table, since then life has been heaven!"
"wonderful news" said the tutor "what about u?" she asked the Irishwoman.

2007-03-08 11:22:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What color...???

shirt were you wearing today?

2007-03-08 11:22:36 · 16 answers · asked by Kelsey 5 in Polls & Surveys

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do thumbs up and thumbs down make a difference?

do you get anything for thumbs up or loose anything for thumbs down?

2007-03-08 11:22:10 · 40 answers · asked by Fuzzy Wuzzy 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Anyone a psychic? Seriously?!?

I am an Aries. My bday is April 19th. I'm 17. My hororscope said today... Can anyone out there tell me something cool about myself or give me some good advice? I can supply you with any info you need! I just need to know what's happening! I have this guy whom I've liked forever but he doesn't want anything serious yet. I'm wondering when he will be and what I can be doing right now about it.
Acknowledge this person's emotional needs, even if you aren't in a place to fulfill them right now. Most importantly, don't beat yourself up about this situation. You have other, more pressing matters to deal with.

2007-03-08 11:22:06 · 12 answers · asked by happysqueal 2 in Horoscopes

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I'm writing a paragraph in frech about Anne Frank?

Can you help me get ideas on how to start it. It has to be about her family. Including birth and death dates.

BTY im only in french 1.

2007-03-08 11:21:38 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Be honest. Do you pee in the shower?

2007-03-08 11:21:15 · 89 answers · asked by nmd061105 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you love me??

my dog does...

2007-03-08 11:21:13 · 33 answers · asked by Reanord 3 in Polls & Surveys

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In your world does the sun usually shine after the rain or does it become a blizzard?

2007-03-08 11:21:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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who likes the fall out boys song This Ain't A Scene, Its An Arms Race?

i love it

2007-03-08 11:20:58 · 18 answers · asked by chica 2 in Music

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Laguna beach...?

in your opinion...
L.C vs Kristen?
Alex.m vs Jessica?
Rocky vs Cami?
Tessa vs Brenna?
what did you think was the best series, what do you think of the hills?
how much of the show do u think is real?? my guess is not alot but i cant help but love it

2007-03-08 11:20:53 · 3 answers · asked by x_girls_on_film_x 2 in Television

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Invisible Apple?

There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?

2007-03-08 11:20:53 · 21 answers · asked by B B 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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