Go to a self assertiveness class... the tutor tells them they must go home and lay down the law with their husbands if they want a better life....
2 weeks later they meet again. The tutor asks how they got on. The Englishwoman stands up "I told John that i wasn't gonna lift another finger around the house, if u want to eat... u cook, if u want to wear clean clothes... u wash and iron, if u don't want to live in a pig sty... u clean the house!"
"so what happened?" asked the tutor
"well on the first day i couldn't see any difference, on the second I couldn't see any difference but on the third I came home to find the house cleaned top to bottom, the washing and ironing done and a beautiful meal on the table, since then life has been heaven!"
"wonderful news" said the tutor "what about u?" she asked the Irishwoman.
2007-03-08 11:22:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"I told Paddy that i wasn't gonna lift another finger around the house, if u want to eat... u cook, if u want to wear clean clothes... u wash and iron, if u don't want to live in a pig sty... u clean the house!"
"so what happened?" asked the tutor
"well on the first day i couldn't see any difference, on the second I couldn't see any difference but on the third I came home to find the house cleaned top to bottom, the washing and ironing done and a beautiful meal on the table, since then life has been heaven!"
"wonderful news" exclaimed the tutor "what about u?" she asked the scotswoman
"i said the same!" she said
"and......?" the others asked
"well, the first day i couldn't see anything, the second day... still nothing but on the third day the swelling on the right eye went down a bit and i could see that he'd done f*ck all"
2007-03-08 11:26:38 · update #1
They didn't get it xloux cause i had to post it half typed then add the second half of the joke,cause u can only get so many characters in the 1st post... bless them they thought that was all there was! lol
2007-03-08 11:34:47 · update #2
lmao that is really funny
i cant understand how the first two didn't get the joke.
theyre probably american!!!
for the purpose of those who dont understand it, the scottish husband had hit his wife and she couldnt see out of her eye because it had swelled. its stereotypical that the men in scotland are quite fiesty!!lol x
2007-03-08 11:28:52 · answer #1 · answered by xloux 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Politically incorrect but funny. 8/10.
2007-03-08 19:27:00 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I wish I could laugh but that joke was told to me about twenty years ago!!!!!
2007-03-08 20:23:45 · answer #3 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope didn't make me laugh but domestic violence isn't funny anyway
2007-03-09 13:58:32 · answer #4 · answered by minerva 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, don't worry I got it! very funny!
2007-03-08 19:28:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooooooo... that's gotta hurt!!!
2007-03-08 19:28:35 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it!!!!
Why only the right eye????
2007-03-08 19:38:13 · answer #7 · answered by treving 42 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
err...there MUST be something missing
2007-03-08 20:11:21 · answer #8 · answered by i_am_jean_s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is nothing worse than a cocky woman
2007-03-08 19:32:00 · answer #9 · answered by pinepienaar 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol nice punch line!!!! FUNNY!!!!
2007-03-08 19:36:02 · answer #10 · answered by Toto! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋