2007-03-08 11:25:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lighten up with the religious stuff folks... it's a riddle...
2007-03-08 11:35:46 · update #1
You have no one to talk to during sex.
2007-03-08 12:10:02 · answer #1 · answered by heynow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have more than one! First of all, you wont go to heaven until you believe that Jesus is Lord, and that He died for your sins, then rose three days later so that he could come back one day to save us. The second disadvantage is that you dont know the wonderful Jesus who gave His life for you, you dont know His love, and His grace and His mercy! Our God is such a loving God, and He wants you to know Him, because He wants to spend eternity with you! He is coming soon, and the only way you can spend forever and forever with Him is to repent of the sins (that everyone, not just you) that have been commited. The Lord is ready, are you?
2007-03-08 19:31:00 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ ☮ ☺ ♫ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I couldn't come up with one but Overrated's reply really cracked me up...I think I'll agree with Overrated's reply in answer to your question
2007-03-09 00:28:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's only one thing an athiest's headstone will ever read: Here lies (insert name here), all dressed up and no place to go.
2007-03-08 19:30:14 · answer #4 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There isnt one, at least not for me
2007-03-08 19:32:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blessing yourself when you sneeze?
2007-03-09 04:26:21 · answer #6 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not being able to go to heaven which is gonna be sooo awesome - i cant wait lol =]
2007-03-08 19:28:24 · answer #7 · answered by blank 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sorry... can't think of a single one!!!
2007-03-08 19:29:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You rot in hell for eternity.
2007-03-08 19:32:18 · answer #9 · answered by awballer03 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If you're wrong you go to hell. That kinda sucks.
2007-03-08 19:48:36 · answer #10 · answered by j+j 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋