Entertainment & Music - 8 March 2007

I was in ASDA the other day buying a large bag of Pedigree for my
>>dog
>>and was in line to check out.
>>
>>A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!
>>
>>I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was
>>startingThe Pedigree Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
>>because
>>I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds
>>before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out
>>of
>>most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged
>>out of
>>her head.
>>
>>I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally
>>believing
>>it.. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the
>>way
>>it
works is to load your pockets or handbag with Pedigree nuggets
>>and
>>simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said
>>the
>>food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
>>
>>I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
>>now
>>enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
>>
>>Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me
>>and
>>was that why I ended up in the hospital.
>>
>>I said "No..... I was sitting in the street licking my **** when a
>>car
>>hit me".
>>
>>I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the

>>door.

2007-03-08 17:39:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have ten siblings, and we're not even mormon. I'm 4th oldest (out of 11). How many siblings do you have? You oldest, youngest, what?

2007-03-08 17:39:14 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 17:38:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I planned on being a writer, but I'm not getting very far because I'm wasting my life on Yahoo! Answers. Oh well.

2007-03-08 17:37:51 · 14 answers · asked by nmd061105 3 in Polls & Surveys

A blonde's year in review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!So I complained to the judge - he stroked my breasts to say sorry for them all, so that's okay!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of Cholchester is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate Smarties's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Dieted to get into dress - lost 4 stone! Said eat three calorie-controlled meals in 1 day, then skip for two days, then repeat, for a maximum of 21 days. Couldn't get up on the 24th of December - legs killing me after all that skipping - "duh"..... what a stupid diet!!! I missed the party and stayed in bed!
What a year!!


God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts!

2007-03-08 17:37:39 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-08 17:37:24 · 2 answers · asked by Scotty 2 in Music

Is Callie a resident? And can anyone tell me how many episodes have aired so far this season? Thanks

2007-03-08 17:37:17 · 3 answers · asked by Kim 3 in Television

I have been getting more spam since I joined Y!A, mostly advertisements.

2007-03-08 17:36:30 · 6 answers · asked by kowalley 5 in Polls & Surveys

Original Rolling Stones record- big hits(high tide and green grass album and a The Doors record with song break on through, soul kitchen, the crystal ship light my fire etc..

Oh yea I also have Back Sabbaths masters of reality record.

2007-03-08 17:35:51 · 13 answers · asked by sikchux 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 17:35:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

was it anounced today?

2007-03-08 17:35:11 · 12 answers · asked by clcalifornia 7 in Celebrities

2007-03-08 17:35:10 · 17 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 17:34:48 · 2 answers · asked by nmd061105 3 in Polls & Surveys

I want to be remembered for my clean underwear.

2007-03-08 17:34:44 · 10 answers · asked by Rogue Tomato 2 in Polls & Surveys

i always say beep....people around me find it kind of stupid but hey atleast i am not using bad words lol :)

2007-03-08 17:34:16 · 20 answers · asked by Chocogal 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 17:34:13 · 14 answers · asked by Still Crazy... 5 in Polls & Surveys

I do...but it's by a fairly big city.

2007-03-08 17:33:48 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or am I the only one?

2007-03-08 17:33:31 · 6 answers · asked by Chocolate Lover♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 17:32:08 · 4 answers · asked by indieassassin 6 in Polls & Surveys

please solve this for me
one has been done for u


1)CCCCCCC
ans seven seas (7c's)

2)ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

ANSWER PLEASE???????????

2007-03-08 17:30:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Think of your favorite reality stars from your favorite shows, and then think of them in teams of 2 for an All-Reality-Star Amazing Race! Now, list your Dream Teams!!! Best Dream Team gets the 10 pts!!

My favorites:
(thinking while you all answer...)

2007-03-08 17:30:50 · 3 answers · asked by Chipilona 6 in Television

2007-03-08 17:30:21 · 17 answers · asked by indieassassin 6 in Polls & Surveys

are you first last or somewhere in the middle..? i'm always safe in the middle

2007-03-08 17:29:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

OH NO I BURNT ANOTHER ONE

2007-03-08 17:29:45 · 14 answers · asked by Jose Lima 2 in Jokes & Riddles

The was a made for TV movie made in 1992 (I believe) called Bonnie and Clyde, The true story. I saw it once and have heard that it is alot more acurate the the Beaty/Dunaway version. Does anybody know if it is available on DVD?

2007-03-08 17:29:41 · 0 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-08 17:29:34 · 9 answers · asked by kowalley 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 17:29:01 · 7 answers · asked by toeofacamel 1 in Polls & Surveys

i loved his work in Step Up and She's the Man. He's really hot as well!! I think he's a great actor and he's got talents.

2007-03-08 17:28:52 · 11 answers · asked by harry potter fan 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-08 17:28:47 · 33 answers · asked by top_secret_fire 1 in Music

U go to answer a question with no answers, and by the time u have there are heaps of answers the same as yours?

2007-03-08 17:28:39 · 14 answers · asked by Shaz 4 in Other - Entertainment