A Horny Trucker was driving down the highway one night when he spotted a whorehouse on the side of the road, excited, he pulled into the paking lot & went in.
The Madam met him in the lobby & said "Welcome, sir,
how may we serve you tonight?"
Trucker: " I want the hottest girl you got."
Madam : "Very well, that will be $200 dollars please."
Trucker: " AllI got is $20 bucks."
Madam: "That's OK, for $20 dollars you can get a Penguin."
Trucker: "That's great! But what's a Penguin?"
Madam: "You'll see, It's our 'Budget Special."
The Madam rang the bell, & down the stairs came the most hottest girl the Trucker had ever seen, She took him by the hand & led him to her room, She then had the Trucker take down his pants to his ankles, sat him on the bed & began blowing him, just as he was about to come, The Girl stopped,
put her robe back on & quickly left the room.
The Trucker waddled after her, with his pants still around his ankles, Saying "Hey, What's a Penguin?
2007-03-08
17:20:36
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