I was in ASDA the other day buying a large bag of Pedigree for my
>>dog
>>and was in line to check out.
>>
>>A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!
>>
>>I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was
>>startingThe Pedigree Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
>>because
>>I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds
>>before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out
>>of
>>most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged
>>out of
>>her head.
>>
>>I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally
>>believing
>>it.. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the
>>way
>>it
works is to load your pockets or handbag with Pedigree nuggets
>>and
>>simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said
>>the
>>food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
>>
>>I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
>>now
>>enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
>>
>>Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me
>>and
>>was that why I ended up in the hospital.
>>
>>I said "No..... I was sitting in the street licking my **** when a
>>car
>>hit me".
>>
>>I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the
>>door.
2007-03-08 17:39:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I`m crying here!! Keep `em coming!
Superb!!
Loved it, faf!
10/10*
Tink xxx
2007-03-10 06:02:27 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the queen is definetly back the prince and princess can slow down now 10/10
2007-03-08 22:53:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is hilarious, 10/10, really made me laugh
2007-03-08 22:26:52 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-03-10 09:37:46 · answer #4 · answered by Dreamangel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that is funny, I could visualise someone doing that.
2007-03-11 06:21:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will need to buy a seat belt for my computer chair fell of again cos i laugh to much and slipped off thanks for the laugh
2007-03-09 08:29:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
great, shame about the layout
2007-03-08 20:39:47 · answer #7 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-03-08 20:36:07 · answer #8 · answered by That guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-03-10 04:17:38 · answer #9 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-08 21:50:57 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋