Entertainment & Music - 6 March 2007

Mike was going to be married to Susan, so his father sat him down for
a little chat.

He said, Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and said,
here, try these on.
She did and said, these are too big, I can't wear them. I replied,
exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since
that night we have never had any problems.

Hmmm, said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Susan, Here, try
these on. She tried them on and said these are too large. They don't fit
me.

Mike said, exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I
Don't want you to ever forget that.

Then Susan took off her pants and handed them to Mike.

She said, here you try on mine.

He did and said I can't get into your pants.
Susan said exactly. And if you don't change your smart *** attitude, you
never will.

And they lived happily every after

2007-03-06 18:41:21 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Be honest!B/c I think people are afriad to talk to me b/c my avatar is of a life size strawberry shortcake and I'm really an 18 year old redheaded female that goes to college for sports broadcasting!

2007-03-06 18:41:02 · 19 answers · asked by Barlow 6 in Polls & Surveys

radio name and station please

2007-03-06 18:40:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

or still kicking?

2007-03-06 18:40:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 18:40:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I always think of my daughter.

2007-03-06 18:40:03 · 15 answers · asked by thestendfactor 3 in Polls & Surveys

And dont be gross.
Mine are:
Walking on the beach in the evening
Football
Cats
Honeysuckles
Really spicy chili

2007-03-06 18:40:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 18:39:04 · 4 answers · asked by otis 1 in Polls & Surveys

Anyone have any favorites yet? I like it. I think its cool and I like Robin Antin, she's cool and I was a big fan of Blow Out on Bravo with her brother Johnathon Antin.

2007-03-06 18:38:39 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2 in Television

2007-03-06 18:38:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I want to give me youre best answer!

2007-03-06 18:37:54 · 8 answers · asked by Engr. Ronald 7 in Music

2007-03-06 18:36:56 · 17 answers · asked by MissChatea 4 in Polls & Surveys

...and the kid looks like Death layin on the side of the railroad tracks suckin on a lemon?

Do you give them the obligatory "ohhh how cuuuuuute!" or do you recoil in terror?

2007-03-06 18:36:38 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 18:35:58 · 3 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

Same episodes are re telecasted and re telecasted making Tom and Jerry show a boredom inspite of it being most hilarious.

2007-03-06 18:35:17 · 12 answers · asked by johnny 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-03-06 18:34:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 18:34:38 · 7 answers · asked by Direktor 5 in Polls & Surveys

For me it's tied between people who frequently ask serious questions where you look stuff up for them and then don't even bother to pick a best answer and pepole who vote for the first answer so they get points instead of actually reading the answers and making a decision. Lazy monkeys.

So go on, let it all out, have a vent :>)

Ps, anyone who says 'questions like yours' will be getting no points for originality, or lack there of!!

2007-03-06 18:34:25 · 40 answers · asked by Pretty Tough Girl 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 18:34:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 18:33:58 · 9 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 18:33:44 · 16 answers · asked by Girl Nobody 2 in Polls & Surveys

is there anyone else here blind like me?

2007-03-06 18:33:26 · 18 answers · asked by up4anything 5 in Polls & Surveys

Someone said I was dumber than a bag of ______.

First one who gets it will be chosen as best answer.

2007-03-06 18:32:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Interested to know..How many of you all eat your evening meals with the TV set off? (Interesting..it didn't happen in "Leave It To Beaver" and doesn't in "The Family Guy"..)

2007-03-06 18:31:31 · 10 answers · asked by kit walker 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 18:31:25 · 9 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

Which one do You eat at more? OR...neither one...?

2007-03-06 18:30:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 18:30:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

this is all i know. it come on often

know where ever you wanna take me i'll go
ive been with you too long to start over with another.

2007-03-06 18:30:42 · 3 answers · asked by dark d 1 in Music

And what percentage of the people answering you get it?

2007-03-06 18:30:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 18:29:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys