goodness gracious. why are you so 'hip and unfeeling' bunny? You weren't like this before you turned into a zombie.
wait. yes you were.
I have a really terrible poker face, so I've found the only humane way to cope in this situation is to gouge out the guilty parents eyes before they can see the colour drain out of my face. It takes some razor sharp reflexes let me tell you. Admittedly this is a somewhat crude solution, but it does spare their feelings.
2007-03-07 08:04:57
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answered by your attorney 7.0 4
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I give them the obligatory exclamations. Wow, how beautiful, can I hold the baby, what's the baby's name, have you ever seen anyone so beautiful, how precious, hellooooo you little cutie, I love you, I love you, I love you, kiss, kiss, kiss, can I sing you a song, oooooooouuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh you're just the best little baby in the world, cuchi cuchi,
OK, now what's the real question?
I Cr 13;8a
2007-03-07 02:44:25
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answered by ? 7
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oooohhhh, you are so funny. what a funny person. ohhh how cuuuuuute. that was really funny and so creative about the death laying on the side of the railroad sucking a lemon. oh, yeh your are a wild one. ha ha ha ha ha. i am laughing out loud. lol ha ha ha. make up some more stuff like that. we are so very very very. you know you really have attracted a lot of creeps who seem to agree with you. so hip, so coool, so typical of sheeple. actually, i think you all suck except one woman.
2007-03-07 02:41:39
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answered by Anonymous
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Don't say he or she,because parents get insulted when you get the sex wrong of the baby,even though you cannot tell if the baby is a boy or a girl...Number One.
2007-03-07 02:40:24
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answered by Dfirefox 6
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Say he looks just like whoever the ugliest person in their family is and then add an AWWWWWWWW. to sugercoat what I just said.
2007-03-07 11:19:16
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answered by MJMGrand 6
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give the ohhhhh how cuuuuuuuuuute and then in private recoil in horror they dont need to know there kid is ugly!
2007-03-07 02:41:30
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answered by liz m 2
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I comment on which parent the kid got his looks from.
2007-03-07 02:42:52
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answered by Anonymous
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hey that's funny, cos i once saw a baby that looked like Chucky, ya know from the Child's Play movies? I yelled "OMG!!! ur kid looks Chucky!!!"
2007-03-07 02:40:10
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answered by Anonymous
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I still say how cute, I don't want to insult someones kid. That is just rude!
2007-03-07 02:39:17
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answered by Liberal City 6
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I usually go awww how cure but i am thinking "so what..all babies look the same bald and chubby
2007-03-07 02:40:01
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answered by Eric 3
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