Mike was going to be married to Susan, so his father sat him down for
a little chat.
He said, Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and said,
here, try these on.
She did and said, these are too big, I can't wear them. I replied,
exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since
that night we have never had any problems.
Hmmm, said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Susan, Here, try
these on. She tried them on and said these are too large. They don't fit
me.
Mike said, exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I
Don't want you to ever forget that.
Then Susan took off her pants and handed them to Mike.
She said, here you try on mine.
He did and said I can't get into your pants.
Susan said exactly. And if you don't change your smart *** attitude, you
never will.
And they lived happily every after
2007-03-06 18:41:21 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
girl... that was so cool. the kinda chick i am... kick his *** wit something better... and show who's boss..hahaha.. obviously they'l live happily ever after.. his in good hands...lol
2007-03-06 18:50:52 · answer #1 · answered by assy baby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha......very funny.
You could have edited and made it easy for reading. I think I have intimated you already.
Mike was going to be married to Susan, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and said, here, try these on.
She did and said, these are too big, I can't wear them. I replied,
exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since that night we have never had any problems.
Hmmm, said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Susan, Here, try these on. She tried them on and said these are too large. They don't fit me.
Mike said, exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I Don't want you to ever forget that.
Then Susan took off her pants and handed them to Mike.
She said, here you try on mine.
He did and said I can't get into your pants.
Susan said exactly. And if you don't change your smart *** attitude, you never will.
And they lived happily every after
2007-03-06 18:58:45 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahah! Nice one. Got a laugh out of me. Needed one after that History test earlier.
2007-03-06 20:04:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, i think things worked out nicely! Sounds like a happy ending to me! :)
2007-03-06 20:51:15 · answer #4 · answered by broadwaystarintraining 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
Of course they did!
2007-03-06 18:46:04 · answer #5 · answered by Deadhead Incognito 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one...times are changing huh?
2007-03-06 20:51:20 · answer #6 · answered by boredom4sale 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, lovely!!!
2007-03-06 21:15:05 · answer #7 · answered by cairo_kittens 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
too funny
2007-03-06 19:22:32 · answer #8 · answered by Speck Schnuck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was awesome!
2007-03-06 19:14:24 · answer #9 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! That was good! Thanks for sharing.
2007-03-06 18:45:05 · answer #10 · answered by Purple 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋