Entertainment & Music - 5 March 2007

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could. http://jokes.comedycentral.com/random_joke.aspx?joke_id=2177

2007-03-05 13:03:29 · 12 answers · asked by Al 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Raise your hand?

If you have respect for Miss New York from I Love New York? I sure don't....she is a cuckoo

2007-03-05 13:02:45 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiago?

I invited her over to dinner. She's 6 days late!

2007-03-05 13:02:18 · 18 answers · asked by hadouken 3 in Polls & Surveys

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So, what's new?

2007-03-05 13:02:05 · 18 answers · asked by Goddess of Grammar 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What would you do if you had a Yak by the horns?

2007-03-05 13:01:55 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I...am...who?

The first person who can guess what movie this quote is from will be selected as best answer!

(I'll post hints tomorrow if no one gets it)

2007-03-05 13:01:37 · 5 answers · asked by Ammy 6 in Movies

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SUPERNATURAL question?

What did the boys dad whisper in Dean's ear about Sam before he 'died'??

2007-03-05 13:01:18 · 3 answers · asked by cas 5 in Television

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Steve Burns from Blue's Clues?

Has anyone seen what he's up to? What do you think?

2007-03-05 13:01:10 · 10 answers · asked by Fotomama 5 in Movies

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What about all of us who were rightfully deleted. When does OUR revolution start?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai1P4ha_x7m4XblWn4bc81bOxQt.?qid=20070305175801AAFA0x8

2007-03-05 13:00:59 · 6 answers · asked by Violation Notice: Semper Paratus 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Who would win a thumbwrestling match between....?

BigBald, the new BigBald, or BiggerBalder???

2007-03-05 13:00:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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OMG! Victoria Beckham is soooo ugly............................!?

eww. i throw up when i see her face. she is sooo ugly! i donno why David Beckham married her. anyways, do you

agree/disagree: victoria beckham is ugly!

2007-03-05 13:00:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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What makes you happy?

Name one thing!

2007-03-05 13:00:01 · 25 answers · asked by Mz. Massachusetts 5 in Polls & Surveys

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what do you do when a traffic light is obviously broken?

Who do you call? 911? if your driving what do you do? if your walking what do you do?

2007-03-05 12:59:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How do you make a video to post on YouTube? Like the type with songs in the background and a movie thing?

You know the type? Like, a music video almost.

2007-03-05 12:59:34 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Where can I go to feel like I'm alive again?

2007-03-05 12:59:20 · 15 answers · asked by Wildamberhoney 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What Films Sequals/Prequals better than the first film?

Its very hard when you think of it.

Im talking about trilogies, quadrilogies etc that include sequals that are better than the first film/s.

Think Star Wars, Alien, Die Hard, Back to the Future!

THE ORIGINALS ARE ALWAYS THE BEST!

Or are they....you tell me

2007-03-05 12:59:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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