Entertainment & Music - 5 March 2007

2007-03-05 13:20:35 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want to shoot my brother.

2007-03-05 13:20:23 · 4 answers · asked by ╣♥╠ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Thats (jungle) Life!!
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him,
and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex ?

"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you
how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the
ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in
here."

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable
manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did
you do that for?"








Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel."

2007-03-05 13:20:00 · 48 answers · asked by HOOPS 7 in Jokes & Riddles

This is the chorus;
"I'm in a crowd underwater with time to kill, thinking back I forgot to tell you this. I didn't care that you left and abandoned me. What hurts more is I would still die for you."
Repeated twice

I would really like to know because my friend put it on a mix for me and moved away without ever telling me!



HELP!!!!

2007-03-05 13:19:37 · 15 answers · asked by msmith2772 1 in Music

I'm 15 years old Asian male, fit and good shape, 5 foot 9 inches, black hair and hazel eyes. I think I'm good looking. Why don't girls like me?

2007-03-05 13:19:01 · 18 answers · asked by etc. 1 in Polls & Surveys

I am hungry and cannot decide. I have this big menu in front of me, and don't know what to have (Im at work)
Love you...TWT

2007-03-05 13:18:58 · 19 answers · asked by happyday to you 7 in Polls & Surveys

Well my name is Andre i might be having my sixteen birthday on MTV's My Super Sweet Sixteen show and i need to have two performers i wan't Good Charlotte or My Chemical Romace or The Killers or Fall Out Boy. How can i get them.

2007-03-05 13:18:44 · 3 answers · asked by Andre 1 in Music

For all you blondes out there, no offense, because no one is really this dumb.
A blonde girl walked into a library. She went up to the front desk and said, "I'd like to order a cheeseburger and fries." Then the librarian said, " This is a library" "Oh, Sorry" said the blonde.





(in a whisper voice) "I would like to order a cheeseburger and fries"

This joke had me literally on the floor when i first heard it.

2007-03-05 13:18:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-05 13:18:06 · 16 answers · asked by rubydoobydoo 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-05 13:18:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-05 13:17:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-05 13:17:12 · 12 answers · asked by AVATARD 5 in Polls & Surveys

They have found a cure for homosexualty???

LIP BALM,
you rub it around your bum hole and it keeps the chaps away.

2007-03-05 13:17:02 · 10 answers · asked by THE VIOLATER 1 in Jokes & Riddles

alright - there are these two songs i have always loved but they're really old and i dont know what they're called - here are the lyrics i know:
1. new kids on the block *somethin somethin somethin* chinese food makes me sick, and i get sly when the girls stop by for the summer, for the summer. i like girls that wear abercrombie and fitch i'd take her if i had on wish, but she's been gone since that summer, since that summer
2. my friends, they wont beleive me, if they could only see me, i fell in love with the girl on TV i wish wish for you upon a falling star, wondering where you are do i have a crush of mine in the warm sunshine, shes from the city of angels *something* ive seen on cable, never know what she means to me, i fell for the girl thats on tv

2007-03-05 13:16:02 · 10 answers · asked by dancing on the sumbeams 1 in Music

Age: Sex: Ethnicity:
High school GPA: Current College GPA: Major:
What were the top three cartoons you watched in elementary school?
What were the top three cartoons you watched in middle school?
What were the top three cartoons you watched in high school?
What are the top three cartoons you watch now?

2007-03-05 13:16:00 · 12 answers · asked by M45-S355 l_l532 2 in Polls & Surveys

i loveee coke :)
and hate pepsi..ugh

2007-03-05 13:15:51 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They never ever sing. All they do is rap and they grunt. Are they trapped on a single art( rapping) by the companies they work for?
I mean, they work with musicians and music and producers and stuff, wouldn't they be able to get quality singing lessons and then just give us a broader all around Performer, not just rapping all the time.

Sometimes these songs have singing in them, but the rapper does not even attemp to sing the little repetitive chorus. Not even that.. Instead, he hires another person to sing.

2007-03-05 13:15:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-05 13:15:13 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do u think there will be one?

2007-03-05 13:14:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

My friends and I are creating a garage band but I think we might have a bit too many guitarists in our band.... is there another job for a guitarist besides being a lead guitarist or rhythm guitarist?

2007-03-05 13:14:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-05 13:13:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I do on religion. I'm not saying anything more though.

2007-03-05 13:13:57 · 16 answers · asked by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

When you have your annual physical, and the nurse tells you to undress from the waist up, then put on the paper gown, do you take your bra off? I'm referring to your annual physical with your primary care doctor, not your well woman visit w/ the GYN....

2007-03-05 13:13:43 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hopefully, my son would be homeschooled, but if he went to public school I would say I would let him ride his bike to school starting at age 8. If I had a daughter, I probably wouldn't let her ride a bike to school because there is really some creepy people out there.

2007-03-05 13:13:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They are burying a traffic warden when he begins to shout from the inside coffin that its a mistake and hes still alive.
The vicar replies
"SORRY MATE WEVE DONE THE PAPERWORK NOW".

2007-03-05 13:13:30 · 8 answers · asked by THE VIOLATER 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-05 13:13:25 · 33 answers · asked by Michelle 5 in Polls & Surveys

Them things are nasty!

2007-03-05 13:13:18 · 15 answers · asked by popcorninmytooth 2 in Polls & Surveys

that would be funny

2007-03-05 13:12:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water.
Bartender points a gun at him.
Man says thank you and walks out.

what happened?

2007-03-05 13:12:33 · 8 answers · asked by Susie 6 in Jokes & Riddles

It goes " A little bit more a little bit more......."

2007-03-05 13:12:08 · 3 answers · asked by John C 1 in Television