Thats (jungle) Life!!
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him,
and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex ?
"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you
how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the
ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in
here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable
manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did
you do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel."
2007-03-05 13:20:00 · 48 answers · asked by HOOPS 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-05 13:23:07 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude this is very good story. U should some day become a writer i love the details and the action. But i didn't quite get your question....so later.
2007-03-12 18:34:34 · answer #2 · answered by Simon H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet Tarzan was perfectly happy till he met up with that ol jungel hag,
Heck so what she puts out,But look @ what he has to deal with now,He can't drink no more his friends can't come over,the limbs are all coverded with slikworm tampons,
her darn kids don't listen to him,he went out on limb to help her and look @ him now.
2007-03-13 06:34:39 · answer #3 · answered by Norweiginwood420 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL Good Work! For all the ladys out there did u hurt after readin this lol i did a bit ..
Nice One
2007-03-12 13:31:14 · answer #4 · answered by channy_simon 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2007-03-12 06:51:41 · answer #5 · answered by md m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good-----Another version:---
Simlar to Russian roulette only jungle style !!!!
Tarzan see large thick board with 7 holes bored thru....
Tarzan stick his manhood in any one of the holes.....
The object is-----------
Behind 6 of the holes are co*ksuckers,
The 7th is a Cannibal!!!!.......................................OUCH !!!!
2007-03-10 10:40:36 · answer #6 · answered by jc 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is absolutly brilliant, keep em coming, 10/10
2007-03-11 13:44:50 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Painfully funny!
2007-03-05 13:27:13 · answer #8 · answered by sk|TTLes™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me see was that joke 20 or 30 years old!
2007-03-10 06:29:57 · answer #9 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
u are so crazy. that was 2 funny. u brought a smile 2 my face 2day.
2007-03-13 05:25:09 · answer #10 · answered by Spoiled Rotten 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl thats the funnest joke ive read so far hahahahehehe lol
2007-03-05 21:18:42 · answer #11 · answered by cristle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋