For all you blondes out there, no offense, because no one is really this dumb.
A blonde girl walked into a library. She went up to the front desk and said, "I'd like to order a cheeseburger and fries." Then the librarian said, " This is a library" "Oh, Sorry" said the blonde.
(in a whisper voice) "I would like to order a cheeseburger and fries"
This joke had me literally on the floor when i first heard it.
2007-03-05 13:18:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT WAS HILLARIOUS!!!!!! I have some more blonde jokes.
1.)
A brunette from NJ applied for a beautician post at a famous beauty parlor in NY.
A blonde, from NY, applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test by the Manager.
When the results were in, amazingly, both women had only one wrong answer.
The manager went to the blonde and said, " Thank you for coming to the interview, but we’ve decided to give the brunette the job."
The blonde asked, "Why? We both got 19 questions correct. This being a NY job, and me being from NY surely I should get the job."
The Manager said, " We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed."
"And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" asked the blonde.
Manager, " Simple. On question number 7 the brunette wrote down, 'I don’t know.' "
You put down, "Neither do I."
2.)
A brunette was jumping up and down by a road saying "33" repeatedly. A blonde walks by and asks her what she's doing. "Just jumping for fun" replied the brunette. The blonde must have thought it was a good idea, because she joined the blonde, saying "33, 33, 33" Just then a bus drives by and hits the blonde. She dies instantly. The brunette showed no emotion, she just smiled and started saying,"34, 34, 34"
2007-03-05 13:29:18 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Peanut♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes funny, yes for star and happy/ proud you said, "For all you blondes out there, no offense, because no one is really this dumb." Everyone who I have ever saw just makes a joke about blondes. You have a heart!
2007-03-05 21:32:36 · answer #2 · answered by Al 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the Blond is drunk not that dumb that she can not differentiate a Burger King and a Library. I will give you zero star. If some one will tickle me so I can laugh at you funny joke, I will give you half star..
2007-03-05 21:46:02 · answer #3 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id say at least 3 1/2 stars
2007-03-05 21:21:41 · answer #4 · answered by Cheshire-grins 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG Im an artificial blonde {as i call myself} but that was hilarious
P.S. I gave you a star
2007-03-05 21:57:16 · answer #5 · answered by heyyall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 5 star
2007-03-05 21:43:17 · answer #6 · answered by reuw t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it really isn't that funny, there are soo many better ones, a blonde walked into a bar and said owww is better
2007-03-05 21:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao! Haha :-D Funny
2007-03-05 21:23:03 · answer #8 · answered by lildevilgurl152004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! Star**
2007-03-05 21:22:46 · answer #9 · answered by Beenthere4sure 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it!!! perfect to tell all my blond friends
2007-03-05 21:40:40 · answer #10 · answered by Third Day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋