Entertainment & Music - 3 March 2007

GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE
>>> >
>>> > Leroy is a 20 year-old inner-city 5th grader.
>>> > This is Leroy's assignment. He must use each
>>> > vocabulary word in a sentence:
>>> >
>>> > 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho
>>> > tell everybody.
>>> >
>>> > 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
>>> >
>>> > 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the
>>> > other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
>>> >
>>> > 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no
>>> > money foreclose.
>>> >
>>> > 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my *****
>>> > rectum both.
>>> >
>>> > 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if
>>> > I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the
>>> > joint.
>>> >
>>> > 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me
>>> > a cup and said penis.
>>> >
>>> > 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say,
>>> > "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch
>>> > israel".
>>> >
>>> > 9 . Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living
>>> > in the apartment undermine.
>>> >
>>> > 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought
>>> > me acoustic, and took me to the poolhall.
>>> >
>>> > 11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol'
>>> > my uncle; iraq, you break.
>>> >
>>> > 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I
>>> > axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
>>> >
>>> > 13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how
>>> > much?" she say "fortify."
>>> >
>>> > 14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and
>>> > income my wife.
>>> >
>>> > Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic
>>> > word: Today's word is: "OMELETTE"
>>> >
>>> > Let us use it in a sentence........ I should pop
>>> > yo *** fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one
>>> > slide.

2007-03-03 02:53:07 · 5 answers · asked by lokadanis69 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-03 02:52:53 · 23 answers · asked by How U Doin' 1 in Polls & Surveys

i heard that there is a country to the north0 of the states. is that true? i thought america was the only country in the north hemisphere.
How come no one told me this before

2007-03-03 02:52:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

which do you spend more one.

2007-03-03 02:52:04 · 27 answers · asked by How U Doin' 1 in Polls & Surveys

I can't....Seem...To turn...Face...Away from...Screen...Any tips?

2007-03-03 02:52:03 · 9 answers · asked by florrie f 3 in Polls & Surveys

Somebody keeps phoning you every hour on the hour telling me that "Everything's safe".

2007-03-03 02:51:49 · 25 answers · asked by Jonny D 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-03 02:51:48 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A.) http://carrieunderwood2007.blogdrive.com
or
B.) http://carrieunderwood.blogdrive.com/

2007-03-03 02:50:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if y/a doesnt shape up with there stupid violations, they will be gone from my comp. !! how about you ????

2007-03-03 02:49:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-03 02:49:49 · 35 answers · asked by Jonny D 3 in Polls & Surveys

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!

2007-03-03 02:49:41 · 22 answers · asked by funny_girl 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-03 02:49:09 · 35 answers · asked by Jonny D 3 in Polls & Surveys

do not take 'no' for an answer? Isn't that just scary?

2007-03-03 02:49:06 · 12 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-03 02:48:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-03 02:48:19 · 21 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

2007-03-03 02:48:10 · 14 answers · asked by glass. 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-03 02:47:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-03 02:47:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-03 02:47:00 · 4 answers · asked by Baboune57 1 in Movies

Excluding Peter Sellers and Mike Myers movies......coz ive seen them

2007-03-03 02:46:59 · 8 answers · asked by sandeep i 2 in Movies

Mine is called Eagle Crest. It's named for all the Eagles you see up here.

2007-03-03 02:46:23 · 20 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

if the weather is awesome
and you are at home for a lot of days just because your friends are on holiday so away from the city so u have nobody to go out with
and also you dont have a bf to meet

what would you do?

2007-03-03 02:46:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

(inspired by KT)

2007-03-03 02:45:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine: Medium blonde with golden blonde hilights, short and spikey.

2007-03-03 02:45:17 · 6 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

Treed by a fox hound...?

2007-03-03 02:44:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what colour should i opt for?

2007-03-03 02:44:39 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mine is my mother in law... she poisioned me once, i had to have my stomach pumped!

2007-03-03 02:44:36 · 35 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Polls & Surveys

Coz' loving you is all I can dooo... No one can take it away...

Something like that.. pls help!

2007-03-03 02:44:16 · 3 answers · asked by †A§URA §AIN† 2 in Music

2007-03-03 02:44:10 · 8 answers · asked by carol 2 in Movies

hey, i want to buy an electric drum kit and i can either buy one off ebay that looks great, but i don't know if the brand is any good. I think the brand is called OSP and the model is called DD-502. And the other set i could buy is from Long and McQuade in my home town. It's a Roland set, model TD-3. That set is probably going to be more expensive than buying the OSP set on eBay... anyone knows anything about these two sets or electric kits in general?

2007-03-03 02:43:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music