2007-03-03 02:49:49 · 35 answers · asked by Jonny D 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Shout 'praise satan' after everything the minister/priest etc says.
When the collection plate is passed to you, empty it.
When the collection plate is passed to you, pick it up, throw it on the floor, and scream 'unclean'.
Crack open a bottle of whisky in the middle of the service and start swigging from it.
Take of all your clothes, and scream 'I'm Naked for Jesus'.
Bark instead of saying Amen.
Grope the people either side of you.
Play with the ringtones on your mobile/cell phone.
2007-03-03 02:56:50 · answer #1 · answered by chris_morganuk 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Why would u even want to if u wanted to get kicked out u had no business being there in the first place. But GOD likes that type of person to come in so he can turn there life around . God turns he back on no one.
2007-03-03 02:55:43 · answer #2 · answered by BrittanyBEASTMODE;) 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dress like Marilyn Manson
2007-03-03 02:55:53 · answer #3 · answered by tom2day 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Shout out during the sermon that you're sleeping with the gay son of the homophobic priest.
2007-03-03 03:02:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask the organist to accompany you whilst you sing four verses of "Four and Twenty Virgins" instead of the next hymn.
2007-03-03 03:43:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you're a member of the clergy try being honest, decent and above board...That usually seems to work.
2007-03-03 02:53:07 · answer #6 · answered by florrie f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scream, "What a load of s**t, Everyone join my religion, we give out free and have comfortable seats. Did I mention I worship the Devil?"
2007-03-03 09:11:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're going to have to go to confession for this one Jonny.
You could also try adding "in the bedroom" to each of his sentences.
You could also put condoms in the collection plate, or defend your right not to wear pants or just go commando.
I'm going to have to go to confession now- and I'm Jewish!
2007-03-03 02:52:38 · answer #8 · answered by gtravels 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heckle the minister during the sermon.
2007-03-03 02:52:22 · answer #9 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I actually got kicked out of sunday school. I drew a man on the toilet, but you couldn't see his naughty bits. Mind you, i was a teenager. lol
2007-03-03 03:02:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋