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Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!

2007-03-03 02:49:41 · 22 answers · asked by funny_girl 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

i like it. its old but funny
how about this one.....

2 snowmen in a field one says to the other "can you smell carrots"

2007-03-03 02:55:46 · answer #1 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 1 1

Well 7/10

2007-03-03 02:52:15 · answer #2 · answered by Coolgal 2 · 0 1

LOL! That's pretty funny.

I can't imagine a rabbit wearing glasses except in the Alice in Wonderland thing.

It's because rabbits wear contacts lol

2007-03-03 02:52:53 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Mischa S. ♥ 5 · 0 3

magnificent. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a clean housing progression and a lady responded the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm promoting the most up-to-date innovation in vacuums, it really is the stunning little gadget I easily have considered in a lengthy time period," and with that, he proceeded to unload on her new carpet a mixture of ketchup, salsa, dirt, grape juice, etc. as she watched, horrified. He suggested, "If this vacuum doesn't clean up that mess, i visit devour it!" She suggested, "do you want a fork?! we've not were given the skill on yet!"

2016-11-27 01:55:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A funny joke to small children.

2007-03-03 02:54:32 · answer #5 · answered by Beenthere4sure 3 · 2 0

Well, it's kind of a children's joke really. Great for birthday parties

2007-03-03 03:10:02 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0 0

I think it's funny, especially if it's told by a child.

2007-03-03 02:53:45 · answer #7 · answered by jstef 2 · 3 0

I've heard it before, but it was really funny the first time!

2007-03-03 02:52:57 · answer #8 · answered by Kinch 2 · 0 1

thats funny

2007-03-03 03:05:00 · answer #9 · answered by darkteo 1 · 0 0

omg that is the best joke in the world and i am sooo sarcastic

2007-03-03 03:07:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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