Ghetto Spellin' Bee this is funny!!!!?

Question

GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE
>>> >
>>> > Leroy is a 20 year-old inner-city 5th grader.
>>> > This is Leroy's assignment. He must use each
>>> > vocabulary word in a sentence:
>>> >
>>> > 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho
>>> > tell everybody.
>>> >
>>> > 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
>>> >
>>> > 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the
>>> > other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
>>> >
>>> > 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no
>>> > money foreclose.
>>> >
>>> > 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my *****
>>> > rectum both.
>>> >
>>> > 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if
>>> > I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the
>>> > joint.
>>> >
>>> > 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me
>>> > a cup and said penis.
>>> >
>>> > 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say,
>>> > "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch
>>> > israel".
>>> >
>>> > 9 . Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living
>>> > in the apartment undermine.
>>> >
>>> > 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought
>>> > me acoustic, and took me to the poolhall.
>>> >
>>> > 11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol'
>>> > my uncle; iraq, you break.
>>> >
>>> > 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I
>>> > axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
>>> >
>>> > 13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how
>>> > much?" she say "fortify."
>>> >
>>> > 14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and
>>> > income my wife.
>>> >
>>> > Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic
>>> > word: Today's word is: "OMELETTE"
>>> >
>>> > Let us use it in a sentence........ I should pop
>>> > yo *** fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one
>>> > slide.

Answer 1

Afro- I got so made at my girl afro a lamp at her.
domineering- I love my girl so much i buy her a domineering

Answer 2

a million.) Sha Nay Nay 2.) Whipisha 3.) Fri Chickenisha 4.) l. a.-sha 5.)Kissmyassiqua 6.) Watermeloniqua 7.) Poopisha (immature i understand yet my buddy s cousin has this call. And yeah, I m severe) 8.) DaBomb 9.)Koolaidiqua 10.)Latoya

Answer 3

some more spelling bee:

Subpoena
"I went to the john at the concert, but the lines were long and I hadda go bad, so da man sez " 'subpoena sink' ".

Urinal
"After the police broke down my door last night, they said, 'Darnett, urinal lot a trouble.' "

Answer 4

LeRoy has "lost" his favorite toy, a yo-yo (which he "found"), and is walking around the Ghetto looking for it. He sees a Brother holding what looks to be it. Speaking in ebonics, he asks him if that yo-yo actually belongs to him: "Yo! Yo yo-yo yo?"

Answer 5

funny stuf!!!!!